Ibm quantum computer

My life in one sentence...

First hackathon. It was a great experience working with people ilve never met.

In responce to the siri's "sudo make me a sandwich" 😎

Damn true.

Girlfriend thinks the only reason I feel her breasts is because I don't have a DevRant stress ball 🙈🤔🤓

sysadmins ;)

Math is hard.

Code doesn't work?
Better change nothing and run it again.

When people say HTML is a programming language

$ alias ls=reboot

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Outplayed.

Dropbox as version controll.

if (student) {
request.github(studentPackage) ;
}

Frontm End vs Back End

Meanwhile, in a bus station in Spain...

It has been auto-restarting for 20 minutes. It doesn't even try to boot the OS

When people don't comment their code and user arbitrary variable names 😡😤😡

When you name your function list and it works on your local server but causes syntax error on the dev server

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

When your internet download speed is faster than your system copy speed. Damn! I need a new laptop !!

After having a long day with no results.

Lenovo had it first xD

We all have that "Full-Stack" colleague.

Learn on Notepad. Work on IDE.

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂

Touch Initialization failed!
No train Ticket for me :(

my printer won't print .gifs properly?
😭

A beautiful sky blue!

I'm half expecting a plane to crash into it.

Halloween.