So my friend studies general IT (he did application development with me for 4 years before this) and they arrived at web applications and servers.

They *have to* use MSSQL and windows 2008 servers because "that's the industry standard, also for the big companies!"

He asked if he at least could use Linux for his servers to his teacher: "oh I'd fucking love to but that's not allowed from higher up 😞"

😷

"Do you want to terminate the batch task? (Y/N)"
"N"
*it terminates*

@angular/cli are you maybe a girl?

Uncle- What do you do?

Me- I'm a software engineer

Uncle- My brother's friend's son is also a software engineer.

Me- (so what am I supposed to do about it?) yes that's nice

Uncle- I have a great idea, u should implement, I'm just telling you, it is a revolutionary idea

Me- (oh fuck, not again) yes tell

Uncle- you should make a matrimonial site which tracks what people do on internet and tell their to-be-spouses about it

Me - (yeah, I'll get sued for breach of privacy, and it has got nothing to do with my current line of work, and will probably cause divorces before marriage) yes great idea uncle

Uncle- see I told you this billion dollar idea, u should do hard work and make it

Just WHY in god's name do all uncles think laptop is a magic box in which I just have to type their idea in and it will spit out a website/software in 2 minutes. I don't go around advising them about their line of work.

I was making a prank app which turned to my first virus.

One day my mother told me that the programers in her work were offering to her to show them the virus and if their program dont catch it they will give me a reward. It was not catched by the program and i got the reward it was not so big but the feel was awesome

My stress ball because I will never get 300++ 😜

When your fiance believes in you more than you believe in yourself

Coworker went on vacation for the first time in forever... I wonder if she'll notice something different 😂😳

I know what I'm dressing up as this year.

How many prefer back end development over front end or vice-versa and why?

Recently started using js without semicolons...

Personal opinion but I think semicolons do make the code look ugly

I admit it.

I have never read an EULA.

3 hours of Google Search and finally on stackoverflow someone answers your question with a solution that works.

That one perfect function: deprecated

When you try install babel-node instead babel-cli and got sweet message from the developer,, 😇

Please for the love of god name your variables in a sensible way! How the FUCK am I supposed to read your shitcode if you decide to write 6 (!!!) nested loops with variables each named by exactly one character. With no comments whatsoever!

I would rather crack password hashes than this nonsense.

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

Who encodes a whole gif inside the main CSS of a multifolder JS app without any documentation as to what it is? My university, that's who.

Just came across devdocs.io
All doc's in one place, very nice.

A classic.

Am I the only one that seems to lose the capacity to type when a person comes next to me and starts looking at my screen? It's so frustrating.

Seriously, why? WHHHYYYY?

US-date-format sucks, every FUCKING TIME!

The only time I really notice is when the "month" is larger than 12:

05/13/2017
"5th of Dec... oh. Fuck. Not this shit again..."

(It makes no sense. Absolutely none.)

Found in the React tutorial😂

Every time I write 'color', I die slightly inside

When you don't want to program an announcement feature

Any js framework to me by far...

I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥

$ alias ls=reboot

Settings > Join the dark side.
Thank me later

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you