No offence

I wonder someone ever did that!!!

Great use of startup... 😂😂

My first post on devRant. Hope you like it (is a true story)
User : Hey, can you help me with this thumbdrive? Cannot open it
Me: Sure, let me see...
At this time I noticed that the drive was leaking something and smells funny also...
Me: Did you dropped it into water or something liquid?
User: Ehmm. Yes! Washed it with bleach!
Me: But why?
User : Oh! because of viruses.

note 7 is really “Booming” right now

True...

So this is Reddit with a slick design specifically for complaining about how life as a programmer is annoying some of the time? I'm in.

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

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Me: "Ahh yes finally done making this big module that does X, took me 2 weeks but its done!"
Coworker: "You know there's a plugin that does X right?"
Me: "Just go..."
Coworker: "Ohh and it also does Y which makes X easier if you have to do Z"
Me: "GET OUT OF HERE I NEED TO CRY"

"Will i be able to understand the da vinci code by the end of my work experience"?

"Do you know how to code?"
"yes"
"Can you make me a portfolio?"
"Ermm"

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

As the first and only dev in our family[including relatives], I find it really hard to answer them whenever they ask me about what it is that I actually do at work.

That awkward moment when you are programming with headphones totally ignoring the world around you... then you stop for a moment, you turn around and behind you the other workers are celebrating a birthday by drinking champagne and cutting slices of cake... since at least 5 minutes.

"How do I run a Java file" - Senior programmer asked me.

I have a lot of space left on my hard drive. How do I convert it to RAM ?

Can you hack Facebook?

Went out with my old non-programming folks.

Realised how badly I lost my sense of humor

"They told me to install Linux! Do you have the exe with crack?"

Me: ∆_∆

Clint want custom CMS with php,

*makes custom CMS with php

Client thinks it's not php coz it looks pretty.

*shows php code

client still not convinced it's php

Reality...

z-index so high this div will end up on my upstairs neighbor's phone

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

hahahaha !

Thanking of doing a machine learning project, simple but real life. Suggest ideas! I have one in mind - tic tac toe.

It's my birthday today, but tbh ,I feel like a loser after not having accomplished much till this age (21).

I mean , Zuckerberg founded Facebook at 19 😞 and here I am, 2 years older than what he was and still seem to be going nowhere 😕

The greatest mystery of the world?
What "Refresh" does in Windows OS

Python irritates me when it comes to it's lack of visible typing. I'm a little too much of a C/C++ junky

Holy hell these things are killing me!

Fuck you openCV. Just fuck you 😭

I can't stand when people use (SomeBoolean == false) instead of (!SomeBoolean)