Jobless.
Nah, just kidding.

I'm a qualified teacher, so I have that to fall back on.

That or fixing things, I suppose. I would then design something to corrupt that AI and then I can get hired back when the AI starts its reign of terror.

"Oh no! The AI became sentient and started intentionally fucking code up (and then proceeding to manically laugh at it ((ha...ha...ha...)! Who can save us?"

"I have a team of highly skilled devs, programmers, and a dude who works in a cellphone shop at my disposal. devRanters assemble! (then I just fuck up the code I made initially to make them sentient and commit it - problems solved.)

IoT + Ransomware = BOOM

Source: LinkedIn

Noisy collegues. Also the people who come to talk anytime.

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

Gangsta lorem ipsum

http://lorizzle.nl/?feed=1

Who says the pinky is the most useless of all the fingers??

All these ctrls and alts make my left pinky hurt like hell!!!

Got new mug from office.😂😂

Debugging like a boss......😂😂😎

When devrant stickers arrive but no space ! Which sticker to mask ?

Hello World !

Fear the walking dead(line)

*phone rings*

Me: "Hello".

Caller: "Hi, I'm just going to patch you in to this conference call."

Fucking hell.

Really great technique

pfft, all you bloody 2 space indentation hipsters

4 spaces for life!

I think most of us can relate to this one way or another
Credit goes to 9gag

"Gitard' - a programmer struggling to use git commands to control their source code repositories.

We're excited to announce the first devRant-sponsored hackathon! It features everything we could have dreamed of in a hackathon: huge prizes ($10k to first place and others), an awesome beer-themed dev competition from lead sponsor Anheuser-Busch, lots of free beer, and an awesome setting at Alley in Chelsea NYC (devRant's hometown, we'll be there!)

It's taking place right here in NYC from March 25-26 and @trogus and I will be there and we really hope we can hang out with members of the devRant community who are participating. devRant is an official partner of the hackathon and we're very excited about the competition itself. There are two challenges teams can pick from: "Internet of Things" (Raspberry Pi’s, Arduinos, etc.) and "Data Insights" - both with the goal of finding creative solutions/innovations to help people drink more beer!

Tim and I look forward to hopefully seeing many of you there. Full details and registration here: https://hacktheworld.beer/NYCHackat...

Please let us know if you have any questions and let's hack some beer!

P.S. the hackathon is 21 years and older only because of the beer theme

I make games, I don't do frontend fucking webdev; this isn't my fucking job and I don't fucking understand it. Fuck you, client with money. (Yes that is a CSS for beginners page, no I don't care. Screw you.)

Every IT admin's wish

He he he

Can you like this? So I can create an avataaaaarrrrrr. PLEAAAAASEEE. XD T︵T

This never gets old...

It's off-putting that
( ) ( )
isn't a palindrome, but
( ) ) (
is

Callback hell

When you don't care about deadlines

Candle light debugging 😕
#withoutgirlfriend

Testing done right...

Just learned C# today. Excited to add it to my resume! 😁

some of you use rubber duckies... I use a hackathon trophy filled with mountain dew.

!rant
The perfect world:
Every website and application has an optional dark theme.