Does anyone know of a library I can design UI in HTML/CSS/JS for a C# app?

I need to remake my bot framework, but winforms is just so old.

Some of people should have destructor directly connected to their constructor.. irl.

#darkhumour

Printer in my uni apparently has a sticker that reads 'Baby on board'

Why the fuck are all templating engines called after synonyms of the same thing?

Laravel has Blade
ASPNET has Razor
Node has Edge

So, apparently the legacy code I'm told to maintain at work requires me to add a windows user via control panel to my PC for SQL database to work.

Predictions about internet in the early 2000's:
"This invention will help advancing science, research and access to knowledge and education".

Reality:
"LINUX IS SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, FASCIST .."

Can someone explain to me how Microsoft with their C# is considered the greedy one in this day and age?

https://blog.joda.org/2018/09/...

Relatives: What does he do as a job?
Mom: He's an informatician, he tinkers with computers
Me: No, I'm a programmer.
Relatives: Is it computer related?
Me: Yes, but..
Relative: Sounds like an informatician to me.

I'm so tempted to say that I butcher animals, but I'm afraid they'll think I'm a veterinarian.

Some people reduce the number of programs running in the background.

I just add another 8 gigs of RAM.

I have 14 days left before uni starts, but my keyboard broke and keys: 'u' 'd' and 'o' send the key twice, which means I'll go fucking insane before I finish writing a simple function and no blowing into the switch with compressed air, no washing it with water and letting it dry for a day helps.

FML

Looking for job as C# programmer be like:

Job offer: C# Junior Programmer
Expectations: Programming in C#
Reality: Programming in C#, JavaScript, CSS and HTML

Anybody fluent in Adobe Illustrator, with 30 minutes of spare time feeling unlikely generous today?

I need a tiny, tiny, tiny and simple shape/logo to be done, but my credit card is locked until next month due to previously put (by me) limit.

I can only pay in special thanks on the projects (open source) page.

NOT A RANT

Is anyone here any good with reverse engineering software (games specifically)?

I'm looking for help with a tiny project of mine, I literally need answers to simple questions that I can't seem to find via google.

If so, here's my temporary e-mail: metupo@shinnemo.com I would be most thankful if someone did contact me and help me out, it won't even take 15 minutes of your time and you'll have my eternal graditute.

That just happened.

Just finished making the interface for my app in WPF only to find out that it will be waaay harder to plug it to WPF than I thought.

In fact, it would be easier to just remake it from scratch in WPF - which I'm planning on doing when I get some free time.

Don't you just hate when that happens?

..eh, at least it looks somewhat good.

I just wanted to say that we - programmers are at the frontier of technological advancements.

Now give me ++ you magnificent bastards.

Gooood evening,

I'm working on a total remake of the user interface for my automation software, I wanna get some feedback.

Thanks in advance

I hate subscription-based payments.

Oh, you want to charge my credit card 90$ if I forget to remove it from your shitty website? Oh, well.

That moment when you would get graded 4.5/5, but you got 3.5 because you made a joke about Java.

Did you know that back in the good ol' days (1-2 years ago lol) - If you wanted to have a function with optional parameters, you would need to create an overload without that parameter?

Which isn't that bad, until you realize that a function with 4 optional arguments would require 16 overloads (basically n^2).

This will definitely trigger some people.

New smartphone releases aren't 'tech news'.
An implementation of a technology ripped off from other devices (GPS, VR etc..) isn't 'tech news', it's just implementation of an existing technology.

So please, everyone who reads the self-called 'tech news' to look for a new phone release to waste money on - stop calling yourself a 'tech geek' - "Oh my god, I'm such a tech geek, it's embarrassing - this new iPhone was released and I just couldn't wait to get spend my money on it".

Just shut the fuck up - you are willingly dragging a tracking device everywhere you go and you are PAYING for it to look cool and be full of features you won't even fucking use.

At the risk of getting people butthurt.
Why do you all have to post linux-installation screens?
*Look at me, I'm installing linux, I'm in the elite, I'm so special*

I'm sorry snowflakes, but you don't see people posting images about installing Windows and being like 'I'm so special'.

Good evening programmers, IT's, devranters and memeians.

I would like to use a little bit of your collective conciousness - the hive mind if you will.

I've been working on my automation system for quite a while and I've received some exposure from non-programmers - which resulted in more questions than suggestions.

I would like to ask you guys to give me some suggestions as to what I could add to my system.. that is, if you have time..

The program in short (if you don't want to read the readme file) is an automation system scriptable in pure Lua.
It utilizes Selenium for web automations, NAudio for audio operations and Moonsharp as an interpreter.

While my tester friends say that they use it for the actual testing, I myself found it very useful in writting bots (for browser games for example).

Here's the github link: https://bit.ly/2GDu92g

Thanks a ton!

PS. Here's an unrelated image to draw your attention.

Anyone care to explain to me what does that function do? It's a part of user32.dll.

I don't hate Java, seriously.

I just prefer spending my first hours with a language actually programming in it rather than fixing shitty uninformative errors and learning libraries that follow no standards.

Pour your salt below.

REPOST (since people focused on an unescaped dot rather than on the problem matter).

Has anyone noticed how bad javascript's regex is?
21st century and it still doesn't return capture groups with separate indexes.

regex.exec and str.match doesn't return them either.

'Hey, I've learned proogramming from this book[...]' - said nobody ever while being honest to himself.

SYSADMINS!

Any good, modern alternatives to PuTTy?

Not many people will get this joke/reference.

I got {for i=1,8 do print(i .. ",") end} M's in my bank account, yeah

{for 1,5 do print("In my bank account, yeah\n") end}

What interesting uses for a VPS do you guys know?

I've setup my website on VPS and it only takes 25% of 256MB RAM, despite having mysql, apache2 and other cool things running (which is why I love Linux).

Any ideas what to do with 75% that's left?

HELP ME OUT BRUTHA AND SISTUR..

I've finally finished my website - now's the time to do the tedious thing and get a decent hosting for as little money as possible.

Does anyone know a hosting that has:
- High privacy ethics (not that I'm gonna store porn there, just my screenshots posted via ShareX)
- VPS-based hosting I can put a nice Linux on.
- Unlimited or 'really high' bandwidth.
- Located in Europe (UK included lol).

I would be most thankful :P