Merry christmas and a happy new year to all IT guys here ;))

Since it's holiday Season ...

Hehe....Real life example

!rant

Friday Night! Let's do some crazy stuff......Unit Testing and wine drinking

We know Tim. We know!

My company cooling some servers

When CS professors are lazy to grade so they think they can just give you any grade without you questioning them...

Me: Hi Professor, I see I got a 94 out of 100 on my 2nd project. Your comments said, some of my functions didn't pass your junit test cases.

Prof: Yes!

Me: How come? I tested it several times before submitting and they all passed the test cases. You gave us the test cases to write the code for.

Prof: Yeah, but some of your functions aren't passing on mine.

Me: Since I'm in your office, can you please run it again so I can see?

Prof: Are you doubting me? I gave you the project and I'm telling you they're not passing my test cases.

Me: I just want to make sure because I did work really hard on this project to pass all the test cases. *Runs the code to show him on my laptop and they all pass*

Prof: Fine, let's run it together on mine again. *He runs it and they all pass on his laptop*..hmm, that's weird. They didn't pass when I ran them. Maybe, because of the IDE I used earlier.
Well, looks like you get your 100.

Me: Thank you but which IDE did you ran it in that failed? Just wondering..🤔

Prof: Doesn't matter now...they're passing. Just be ready for your next project...you guys will be writing the test cases yourself this time..

i think i found a bug in devrant web app
delete link should be shown if i am not the owner of the comment.
btw when i click delete it doesnt delete.just need changes in the ui.

i want a job where i get paid for open source development

everyone can dream right ?

CSS transformation!

Well. Im officially addicted to computers, code and caffeine.

Q) What is your address?
Me) 127.0.0.1

Do you know what I love about Oracle data types?

Nothing.

Three week sprints. Weekly deployments. Sure, ok.

iOS knows that the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning.

(Bottom left corner)

Trying to get some extra life out of this hard drive.

FFS can't understand why some people don't indent SQL statements.....

!rant

Guys I posted here about a job interview i had... got it ! I start tomorrow so thank you for your support, you are amazing !

Everything about Adobe Flex is a workaround. 😭

// TODO: write about shameless hack

A life without dual monitors is not a life worth living.

Soooo, I got osx on an osx lookalike os.

I heard you like osx dawg!

happens :p

looks like someone was testing stuff on production

"bart as a pentester"

The best thing about having COBOL in my last internship is not that it opens you a lot of new job opportunities, is the look of fear and respect of your coworkers when you say that you learned it.

Documenting....? Oh! you mean commented out code? Yeah, we have lotsa that

and I'm tired of refreshing too

Best selling AirPods accessory:

a cord, or something that will keep them toghether.

You know kinda like some people use with their glasses...

I'm sick of how much abuse PHP gets from other programming communities. PHP written well, using PHP 7 is comparatively quick. yes it has its quirks, just like JavaScript, but just because you can do stuff in multiple ways, and the language has a few inconsistencies doesn't make it a bad language. The recursive flag in bash applications changes case inconsistently (I.e. zip and cp) but that doesn't get bashed (lol) half as much....

I think I need to finish my coffee this morning