I'd like to have... A Kernel Panic please, no sudo on top.

Brain is a incredible thing!
It works 365 days per year and 24 hours per day. Starting with the day when you born and ending with the moment when you start writing the code.

It was a joint effort but we replaced the designer with a plant dressed in their coat.

[Found this on Reddit] - Always explain in terms of hamburgers. ;)

https://triplebyte.com/ whoever you are you can thank me later....

UI vs UX

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

Anyone else having connection problems after the recent Windows 10 update? We've been slammed at work with them. If you do, here's an easy fix:
0. Go to Command Prompt (Run as Administrator)
1. First command:
netsh int ip reset resetlog.txt
(One of them will probably fail, that's fine.)
2. Second command:
netsh winsock reset
3. Restart the computer.

Seriously guys, this needs to stop...

touch README, then add README, and commit me, until I can, push to, origin master.

Only a true master will know the right one

Enuf said

So, I told my new newbies intern; "Please keep remind yourself, not accidently type 'rm -rf /' as root. You don't want to know what going to happen". He nod.

Next day, in the dev server, "Kernal Panic". Human, full of curiosity.

Me: Computers are really complex with all of their abstractions ~i say after looking at attached comic~
Him: Computers are nothing more than rube goldberg machines.

Apt for today's times

Thug life.

debugging

LOL :D

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

More reasons not to use IE

tfw you compile another time cause even though the code doesn't run, you're sure you made no mistakes