me.children += 1;
^_^

I PASSED MY ITIL EXAM!!! I'M NOW CERTIFIED TO DO MY JOB!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Translating things:
ME: "Hey dev, can you send me a xml file of strings to translate so you can impleme..."
DEV: "yea yea tomorrow"

He sent a .docx file.

i'm crying

Hi i am new!

Just built a custom retropi for the boyfriend for his bday. Custom paint, button, box, splash screen, and games. Fun little project.

=>console.log('hi!')
=>I have a boyfriend!

🤐🤐🤐

Git blame strikes again

Something like that..

If Programming Languages Were Girls:

Java: Your current girlfriend, you've been going steady for a while now. Things are okay.

Kotlin: The girl Java finds you cheating on, she's just amazing, and you wish you'd met her sooner.

Visual Basic: The girl you accidentally started a relationship with because you didn't know how to say no. But quickly realised your mistake and regretted it.

JavaScript: A childhood friend you occasionally hook up with. But you could never settle for a relationship with them.

Python: A bossy, manipulative girl who quickly turned things sour. But everyone else loves her because of her huge libraries.
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My and a co worker were joking the other day about what programming languages would be like if they were girls. This is what we came up with (Original inspiration: the Distracted Boyfriend meme (Feel free to add your own!)).

Devil is strong with me!

When you have big dreams but limited resources

Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

‎100% reliable test for HTML5

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

I wanna rant but deep inside I'm afraid my manager would read it. Feelsbadman

Just got a brand new car coming from a 1999 Honda CRV and holy shit the tech in these things is insane.. basically drives itself on HWY's, can start it from an app, does all sorts of weird stuff.. obviously it comes with risks of being hacked and all that but damn new cars are wicked these days.

Oh. You know computers? You must be a badass hacker! You might just hack your way to my heart...

Stressful times, stressful measures!

Haven't coded in last 12 days,
Should I sell my laptop and go to Himalayas?

Trying to fix js with frameworks is like trying to cure cancer with painmeds.

Let's put it to production today. What could possibly go wrong??..

Yeah right...