The nice thing about machine learning is the part where the computer teaches itself and the human can relax!

Truest truth

This actually happend in my secondary school class. A new guy came to our class. The whole family moved from another city.
*new guy want to start conversation with me*
new guy: "So you into computers and stuff like that?"
me: "Yes" *seems like a cool guy , want to develop the conversation further* "what about you man? do you like computers? do yo program or smth?"
*new guy wants to look cool in front of me*
new guy: " Yeah dude, actually I am hacker"
*me saying to myself, oh fuck not again this shit*
he continues with: " Once I got into the NASA system"
*switches mode to making fun of him*
me: "what the fuck man? really? that´s freaking cool, how you manage to do that? "
new guy: " you know the thing when you press F10 when starting a comupter? "
me: "You mean BIOS?"
new guy : "yeah yeah man through that shit"
* I am done, laughing my ass off and walks away*

Dear everyone who doesn't write JS and has some hand-wringing concern about its lack of static typing, lack of threading, or its suitability for large back-end services:

It's fine, we've got this. You go back to discussing contravariance or whatever it is you do.

Signed,
Team JS

i rest my case....ask no more..#programmer

As a developer, I have grown to love/hate certain languages or technologies but this framework will always be bae to me <3

Everytime people talk about big data/ operations research

Jason Bourne movie:
"Use SQL to corrupt their database!"

In my head: "Seriously? That's like saying 'Use a computer to hack them!', 5 bucks says someone is going to say "ENHANCE" on a blurry photo."

3 Min later. 'ENHANCE!'"

Can we all grow up and acknowledge that every programming language has its benefits and drawbacks? You don't sound edgy and sophisticated by only advocating for your language of choice, you twat.

When you spend two hours explaining your client why they can't use for their website that logo they picked from Google Images.

Was looking at the TV schedule and saw that django unchained was on and for two seconds I actually thought that it was going to be a documentary on Python and developing web applications with django

It's a satisfying moment when you actually get work done on a personal project. It's comforting knowing I am capable of not being a lazy shit all the time. Gotta keep this up.

Just finished setting up bash on Windows 10. I never thought I could be so happy, installed git immediately.

I'm a fucking finance girl. FINANCE. GIRL. Why the fuck am I spending all morning importing databases??
I'll tell you why.. "you are married to a dev. You must have picked something up." Fuck this. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. (no it's not working for the fuck of it, and whoever wrote this program deserves to be hanged by his balls from a tree)

ah I want this door mat!

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

They see me coding,
They hating,
Reviewing and tryna catch me writing dirty.

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

Just taking the temperature - how many people would be interested in a devRant podcast? We'd probably start with it being every other week.

It would feature things like inside devRant updates, guest interviews, rant readings, and anything else fun we could think of.

Any thoughts?

Oops!!!

To become a programmer, you must at least once

1) sacrifice your weekend
2) sacrifice your sleep on the weekend
3) have an experience with non stop coding at least 3 days, working at home is an exception

this rule applies when you get a job working as a wageslave, rushing on a tight deadline

its almost 2 am here, and im at the office pushing and fixing bug codes for beta launch for tomorrow. this is all because of this one outsourcing company my boss hired that does the backend api keeps on changing and delaying stuff.

i guess im just fine with this, knowing that i have fulfilled all 3 rules before.

Been in Microsoft stack too long. Opened up bash terminal on the raspberry pi I just setup...

Its been 6 hours and it felt like 20 minutes. I had no idea I missed this until I started messing around again.

Can I get an "AMEN"!! 😆

in the meanwhile html and css are not programming languages...... just saying

The cicle of acceptance of a typical programmer, (applies for most of the languages)

You know you've been coding for too long when you start an email

Hello Mr Person
{

}

Q: how do fuctions break up?
= they stop calling each other.

(ba-dum tshh)

I instinctively press Ctrl+S everywhere I write text, even in chat like Slack or Skype. Do I need help? :/

Am I the only one who laughts at this jokes

Devrant has a big security hole... Just post "Which is better, Linux, Windows or Mac os?"
The internet will crash