Any vim lovers here?

Who here is a great programmer?

Zuckerberg: "We released a dating feature with security and privacy in mind" 😂

Finally have my first dev job!! Starting tomorrow!! 😃😃

I mean... this is true in a way.. right?
Haha
My rant is that i apparantly have no life!

Motivational quote!!!!

I challenged my girlfriend (and myself) for the FizzBuzz thingy. I did it in js (because I suck at js) and she in Java. I never saw such a way to write FizzBuzz. Turns out she forgot there is a thing called modulo operator.

I know there are more elegant ways to solve it! Feel free to post your favorites.

I guess... thats what they are..?

Today I have my final exam in Computer Science *.*

Wish me luck🙏

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Chrome 66 arrives with autoplaying content blocked by default"

Fuck yeah! Fuck you CNET, Mashables and all the other retard companies that did that.

Tip #4 Use a magnet to keep your harddrive clean!

I fucking forget how to exit the VIM editor everytime I open it!!

A nice application...

lol this

a devRant review.
Watch out he won't use it! The MADLAD

It's probable.

Ripped through the letter in excitement while opening the parcel :(
Anyway, great stress ball! Let's hope it works

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

*Le me to coding.....

"The client wants th..."
FUCK THE CLIENT!FUCK THAT MORON!
YOU CAN'T BE MAKING CHANGES 1 DAY TO LAUNCH! FUCK THIS!

Le* developer's life

Uh oh,there it goes...

Umm wait what? Okay... 🙄😅

Facebook & Instagram be like this.

What keeps a dev going: 💪