In 2022 be like

Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server

Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on?

Manager: Yes

Dev: And set up the billing on the Mexico account?

Manager: Yes

Dev: lol, sure thing I’ll create the ticket

Manager: What’s so funny?

Dev: Nothing

Ticket: Build wall and get Mexico to pay for it.

age += 1;

That feeling when your gf breaks up with you over a text message because she has a depression and "can't handle a bf" in her life right now. But one week later you find out that she removed you on every social media and that she got a new bf the day after she broke up with you... And it's the boy she's been texting when you were still together.
I wish she would at least have had a tiny amount of respect for me and told to my face instead of lying to my face. Well that was a waist of 2 years I guess..

Sorry for the whining

Years ago we deployed this system with a SQL DB on a separate windows server.
Every now and then we had error messages saying that the system could not connect to the db. It was going on for about 5 minutes or so and then the db was up again.
We built a bunch of fallback logic to handle it gracefully.
Then one day one of the guys was in the "server room". It was not a real server room but like a dedicated office in another building.
He saw how the cleaning lady came in, unplugged the server's cable from the wall socket and plugged in the vacuum cleaner...

Apple rejected my app, because they throught there was a frickin Windows phone on my loading screen.

How insecure can you be?

Not sure what to think about this. But it's definitely not silly.

Fucking piece of shit forum won't let me view a fucking jpg file without creating a fucking account. Fuck you.

Never accuse a co-worker of making a really stupid change to your code unless you know for certain that they made the change instead of you.

To start building on an idea and actually finish it!! 😁

So apparentally devRant has a youtube channel where they re-create Rants as animations.

This is the best thing ever.

It works on my machine!

The "startup idea"-guy starterpack ... "I just need some one to code it."

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Using z-index 99999999999.

Are you fucking serious... please go somewhere far far away from me and cut your hands off so I don't have to deal with this shit.

Dates...

You have a Google Plus account..

..even if you don't know it.

This is the only place where a developer can complain and find who understands him and give him advices.
Thanks ranters

Hey, i want to make a game and i need some help, so I'm looking for a team.

What i need is:
2 programmers
3 graphics artists
2 level designers
1 music composer
2 dialog writers
1 web designer for page and forums
5 testers

What i will do, you ask? Well, I've got some really good ideas. I think the game should be like Final Fantasy, but bigger and better. I worked with RPG Maker for two months, but I'm best with ideas. I think my ideas would make some incred...

GO SHOVE YOUR IDEAS INTO YOUR ASS! The idea means nothing. I got an idea for the best game ever, right this morning while i was taking a SHIT!

Hobby teams need people who create content. And people who can do stuff will more likely work with someone who does stuff as well and has proven that he is able to get things done.

Udemy, youtube, trial & error, SO.

Also, lots of hair pulling. 😬

I'm a twitter kinda guy but after downloading this app from the "recommend" section on Google Play, I'm now a devRant guy. Can't get enough of ppl complaining about stupid stuff. It's great fun. Some rants are just 11/10. Lovely community.

Next task list of an Adobe developer:

1. Fuck something up so that the user has to google for the simplest possible functionality.

A faster, better YouTube they said, 'YouTube needs permissions to Contacts, Location, SMS, Microphone, Device ID and information', they said. :/

I'm good with a slower, worse YouTube.

In my defense, no one reviewed my code 😂😂😂

Up next "Silicon Valley Season 4".

I HATE PHONE APPS THAT STILL NEED TO USE MY RAM EVEN THOUGH I NEVER USE THEM OR ACTUALLY NEED THEM!!!

Deploying something to production without testing it first because it "should" work.

Almost every really successfully project...is open source.

Some Examples:
- Linux
- PhP
- Node.JS
- The Chromium Engine
- All the Apache Stuff
- Unreal Engine(WAS closed source)
- nginx

and so many more

Open Source is the best way to build known, stable and useful software

ctrl+s, ctr+s, ctrl+s, build&run.