Loser.

I can't help to cringe every time I see this ad. I'm quite sure line 39 would cause some kind of error...

my most descriptive commit message😂😂😂

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

Oh but I insist ...

"The customer is always right"

With an error rate of +-99.98%

One more upvote and I'll need another byte to store my points

How everyone uses stackoverflow:
1. Work on some project
2. Spot a bug
3. Try to solve the bug and fail.
4. Write a question for SO.
5. Post question on SO.
6. Get the answer and some points.

How I use stackoverflow:
1. Work on some project
2. Find a bug
3. Try to fix the bug and fail
4. Write a question on SO
5. Get scared that I might be downvoted.
6. Spend 45 minutes optimizing the structure of the question.
7. Try additional tests to cover all possible scenarios.
8. Still scared to click post.
9. Scrap everything and restart line by line writing further details of each step in your question.
10. Find the bug myself.
11. Click cancel on the question that took me 3+ hours to write.
12. Cry.

The effect of too much rubber duck debugging.

Fucking clients:/

Hmm, no notifications on Stack Overflow today.

…everyone must be on devRant now. ;)

need a good idea for app or game? follow this quick guide.

1. prepare a notebook.
2. prepare a pen.
3. go to toilet.
4. start writing the ideas.
5. make millions.

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Anybody else spontaneously ask themselves why they are wasting time coloring buttons all day?

The post button should say "Commit"

Am I alone? 😅😂😂

This was my birthday cake. Thanks mom!

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

Put headphones on when I got to work at 7:30am.. it's 3:10pm and I just realised I never started playing music 😑

Uhh... OK

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Well...

this
.getDev()
.addDream(Dreams.LAUNCH_COMPANY)
.setTargetYear(2018)
.setMood(Mood.CONFIDENT);

Anyone knows about this?? Now, i understood why devRant provides us a rubberduck in avatar's desk. 😂🐤

Gary's a prick

Anyone looking for a "try not to cringe" challenge.. Apple's got you covered!

I hope computing heavens have:

-One brand of hardware
-One OS
-One browser
-No closed source software
-No ads
-One monitor aspect ratio
-One fucking programming language with a fucking big standard library.
-Phones are just the same exactly the same OS as in computer, not stupid adaptations.
-All pages are only HTML/CSS, without JS.
-Due there is one browser and one OS, when you need a dynamic page, you can display a desktop app in the browser downloading its binary.
-There are one fucking brand on printer with standard drivers which are included in the OS.

We are so far from heaven

Just had meeting with a potential client.
They wanted to move their existing website from the internet to the cloud 😲. I left so quick I forgot to take my business card back.

devRant. Favorite dev tool...

Lol...