Why Diesel Python live in land?

Windows Logic

poor boi...

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

True story.

New surface, nice try Microsoft.

Blue screened a Mac..

Disable ads blocking 😂😂😂

NEVER!!!

What is best for designing websites at their early stages: Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator?

Syntax Error!

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

:-o

Your moma is so ugly, that people confuse her with a website written in only HTML!

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you're my only hope.

The truth...

My boss just told me that my next task will be to create a website like amazon... It took me quite a long time to explain why something like that needs a big team and a good amount of money.

Game: Who can find the missing semicolon

How can some people stand not using a dark themed IDE?

Hey guys, so I have about 600$ to spare, thinking of getting a new laptop. Any suggestions?

Just got a new phone, guess what my first app was? ;)

What a lot of people don't get..

I remember learning about the semicolon as a kid, I thought it was just another useless punctuation mark. About a decade later and my whole life depends on it...

Does this happen to anyone else while coding?

A programmer finds a frog and picks it up. To his astonishment, the frog speaks.
- "Kiss me and I'll turn into a princess."
The programmer puts it in his pocket and moves on. The ignored frog speaks again.
- "Kiss me and I'll turn into a princess. I'll even kiss you and let you hold my hand for a day."
Once again ignored, the frog ups the stakes.
- "Alright, turn me into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a week. You can even show me to your friends."
No response.
- "Seriously, guy, I'm hot. I'll have sex with you, I'll tell all your friends we did it and you were awesome, you can use me as a trophy to brag."
This prompted a response out of the programmer:
"Look, I'm a programmer, I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, that's kinda cool."

I hate it when my friends think they're hackers just because they were able to jailbreak their phones.

When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for these awesome stickers!

NEVER USE GOTO!

After trying to explain a problem I was facing at work to a Non-Dev friend of mine

Non-Dev Friend: Why did you even choose to become a developer in the first place?

Me: I didn't choose coding, it choose me!