On Amazon buying Whole Foods.

Finally, after almost a month waiting, got my offer letter..
Gonna start a new journey..
Here I come,
Into the Corporate World..

New avatar releases! We now have many more skin tones, programming language t-shirts, new glasses, and more colorful hair options for the female avatar! Check 'em out!

My colleagues treat me like a god.
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Nobody plays any attention to my existence until they want something 😏

Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time

This is CSS in Arabic

Quantum bugs.

Code starts working when the only thing you do is examine it with console logs.

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

"Say hello to my little friend(s)" ^^

Exactly

Oddly true

DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH

FUCKING DICKSHIT THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED YOU, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU. YOU SHOULD HAVE SUFFOCATED STRANGLED BY YOUR MOM'S VAGINA. HOLY SHIT "Im sO HapPy tO LEarN prOgRAmmiNg" YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEARNING ANYTHING IF YOU END UP WITH A 3000 LINES SINGLE FILE YOU ARE JUST SMASHING YOUR DEAD PARENTS ON THE KEYBOARD LITTLE SICK PIDGEON RAPER. FUCKING BACHELOR STUDENT OF MY ASS HANG YOURSELF.

I wish one day I had the skills to create an app like that, too 🍺😂

Guess they couldn't find the page

When a networker lacks shit to do

WTF your function takes in 12 parameters!!! Then it checks one and pass the rest to another function!!

Re-titled for a better representation of the actual problem...

When you've been searching for months for that one bug, and you finally find it

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

This is bullshit ...

The bugs have learned to hide

Talk about being down to earth.

My conversation with my wife today, while I was at work:

Wife: The wifi isn't working.
Me: What's it doing?
W: Not working
Me: Try turning it off an on again.
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Me: Is your phone on LTE? Or is it connected to wifi and the internet isn't working?
W: LTE. Aubrey (my wife's sister) said she turned it off and nothing happened.
Me: did she turn it back on?
W: Do you really want me to answer that?
Me: Just making sure. What lights are on on the router?
W: (Sends me a picture of the router with no lights on)
Me:...
W: Oh it isn't even plugged in
Me:...
W (after a couple minutes): Its working now!

YES I REALLY WANT YOU TO ANSWER IF YOU TURNED IT BACK ON!

The struggle is real

"How does your live chat work?"

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✘ Lie
✘ Lie
✘ Lie

Lollll

Hmm i wonder if Google knows ...

Why is there a shortcut to frying pan? 😁