First time rant here, and I'm just gonna let fucking loose because this seems to be a good place for it.

My uni can't teach programming for shit. It's the reason people sign up for the course. They want to know how to program. I'm self-taught and unhappy in college as it is.

I joined CS because I thought they'd assimilate work in the real world, which is experience I need. I realized early on that programming is like art, and I love the rush I get of something finally working right.

That said, they sucked the fun out of it. It's too structured. Everyone trying to get the same goddamn result. In the real world, we'd be working on a larger project that involved planning, design, communication, teamwork, and the ability to complete each of our own pieces of the puzzle and subsequently put them together in a project that works for the end user.

I'm paying to be a fucking sheep, people. Why do employers give a shit about a degree instead of talent? Welp, fuck society for this. You can tell me I can drop it and still get a good job, it'll just be harder. That's the fucking problem. I can't get a job if these incompetent fucking bastards will throw out my resumé the moment they see "self-taught."

If we could hire based on GitHub contributions, I think many of us here would be relatively better off. Programmers program, not socialize. We do socialize, but in our own little groups. We team up as needed. The moment the jackass in HR realizes that, the better off we'll be.

Sorry, just the way I'm seeing shit right now. I'm going through some OCD-induced depression and this might be a result of that, but I'm passed the point of giving a fuck.

A customer of ours not to say names trains people for infosec certs upon investigating their website I noticed they don't have forward secrecy enabled.
Why? What? Even?

Turn it on you baddies.

When Ice - Cream is life!😍

P.S: This is the best review I've ever read😂

You know you're a programmer when you type git instead of gut (good in German) and autocorrect thinks it's ok...

The euphoria when your pull request gets merged

Masturbation

Sexxxx, I mean SEX

Honestly, without git version control I wouldn't know how I could manage my project properly. Git is awesome in so many aspects <3

LOL...

Downloaded a bitcoin wallet. Now i have two empty wallets.

Dear Skype,

hah wth

Damn, the food explodes?

I am still unsure why this meme cracks me up so much

My biggest regret: Going to talk to my boss that I want more responsibilities. Now I am an underpaid boss of 7 people, and the sadest part is, that I have no time for coding anymore 😠

Is it just me or does a rant open twice if you double tap one you already ++'ed it🤔😅

Everytime I need to edit a document