Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

Every. Single. Day.

Every day in the office kitchen I find bottles of milk open and left out, in the fridge with no date, and empties everywhere. Yesterday I found 11 open and partially used bottles of milk. I’ve designed this flow chart to help educate people (in a way developers can understand) on how to manage milk which is apparently a real challenge for some.

internet explorer

Universities in Nigeria still teaching students FORTRAN, COBOL and BASIC.

Documentation is indeed crazy

Source: Instagram

Well, you just can't get famous on DevRant without dissing PHP!
** laughs in hidden **

I've spent three days trying to upload some code to my ESP8266 and it failed every time. Now I just plugged the Arduino at my Desktop and it works. Notebook USB port does not provide enough current I think.

So easy to learn new things these days :P

Got RAM 🐑?

Not a rant but..... got me my stickers!!!!!!!

Client: How's our B2B data lookup platform coming along?
Me: All done, your clients can now search by first/last name as well.
Client: I just search "fuck" as first name and 5 results came up, our data is not cleaned up properly.
Me: Fuck
Client: Fuck

Nice error message.

Me: Gradle stop
Gradle:

Me after fixing the bugs by putting 'throws Exception' in the main function.

Hey guys and girls! Wanna see some booshiet?

when I pull latest and all of my code is refactored

Teachers at my uni can relate to this...

Uhn.... yeah

Welcome back, hopefully theres soon a rant telling us what has been going on since last time we saw you?

"happy" holidays (found on instagram, credit to shitheadsteve)

True 😂

Bought this Lenovo thinkpad netbook a while ago.

I was told it has 4gb ram.

Just did a free and free -m command.

It shows nearly 8gb of ram.

😯😍

Finally i got my rasperry pi 😊

*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".

Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)

The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.

At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭

Upgrade! :D

Huhh!!

oooops, we did it again

the result was unexpected

Found this gem on Twitter