My girlfriend did this comic about me and almost all programmers.

We all make mistakes, right Google?

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

Discovered this beauty of code in an old application at work

I run a small business and sometimes I really think my employees are messing with me with the questions that they have about computers

DON'T LIST A JOB UNDER "PHP DEVELOPER REQUIRED" IF THE SPECIFICATIONS MENTION NOTHING ABOUT PHP BUT ASK FOR WORDPRESS AND WOO COMMERCE EXPERIENCE YOU UTTER BLOODY GRAVY BOAT

Struggle for Designers :D

!rant
anyone else seen this?
This won't happen again for 100 years

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

Literally JUST told a client FUCK YOU, PAY ME! We both gonna legal up for this shit.

Code everything!

I'll just leave this here...

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

I had this coworker who was proud that he's the only one who can understand the code he wrote.

That's not something to be proud about.

Her: what app is that?
Me: devRant. It's where devs go to complain about things only we'll understand and just talk nerdy to each other.
Her: So where you and your people go to be yourselves?
Me: Basically, yeah.
Her: I thought that was Twitter.
Me: It was, now it's this.
Her: Then what's Twitter for?
Me: ...news?

haaahaa

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

And that was enough encouragement

clients...

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)

I'm converting some old stylesheets to sass and found this gem. How drunk I must have been to write something like this o.0

When everyone disturbs you every 15 minutes because they need help and then expect you to complete your own work to meet all the deadlines on time. FML!

"I don't need math!
I'll just make videogames when I grow up!"
[Myself as a child]

Logic

A guy asked me to develop an uber-like app... he offered me 1000 bucks to do it

By far the worst project I've ever worked on was a webapp for a high school robotics club. The project manager had worked for a bit in industry, then switched into teaching for quite a while. Apparently the idea that technology changes and improves over time never quite got to him. According to him the industry standard for all websites was pure HTML and Javascript. We didn't even get to use an IDE, nor even Notepad++. We used notepad. I got out quick.

We are debugging Wordpress syndication plugin tomorrow at work, the intern is uber scared because the lead dev is missing. Rest in peace my soul.(I'm the intern)

I just came across some code I wrote a year ago that I don't entirely hate.

I'm legitimately a bit worried.

Happy birthday to me! Spending the first few minutes of it in here (I need a life xD)

That moment when you are working so hard on a project that your family forgets you exist