I'm only two step far from having an intelligent house, just missing finish my own domotic system and then a bot to control, music, TV, and electricity.

Let's do the list:

1.- Kodi on TV ✔

2.- MPD on a hidden PC inside my old grandpa's stereo ✔

3.- a small data server to provide music, movies and series to Kodi and mpd ✔

(This is something that im trying to do with spare PC's running Linux on my free time)

MPD on a PIII (500mhz + 512mb RAM)
Kodi on a dual core (2.80ghz +3gb RAM)
Server on a opteron (1.80ghz + 1.5gb RAM)

A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!

Source: https://twitter.com/davidhill_co/...

I think the report rant function should have a verification function. Like asking me if I'm sure I want to report this rant.
I just reported a rant I didn't mean to, because I wanted to mute notifications on it

I don't think I'm the only one who has this problem as a programmer and a father.

YouTube at it's best!

That awkward situation when an instructor looks over your shoulder while you code

Instructor: *breathes over my shoulder*
Me:*slows down coding and eventually stops*
Instructor: ...
Me: ...
Instructor: ...Is something the matter?
Me: *screams internally*

I respect the teacher but having him do that is not good for my heart :/

I saw this guy today

Note to others: if I start a sentence with “with all due respect....”

What that means is “you’re a fucking arsehole”

One of the worst thing :
Start a new project...
Have almost done everything...
See that someone else has done the same kind of app but... His is much better...

"Tabs create smaller file sizes. I run a compression company, trust me, I've devoted my life to minimalizing file sizes."

- Richard Hendricks

Google Having ads in Television is like a Advertising Company Advertising to advertise it's own platform of advertisement.

Fuck you java for forcing me to catch an exception which will never occur -.-

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Has anyone ever tried to modify css under IE?

What the hell???

"Who the fuck wrote this garbage?"
colleague checks commit log
"..."
"Fuck, it was me"

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Foo bar!!

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

()() is not a palindrome but )(() is

Human V1.1

One of my first jobs as a Web Designer / Developer.

Boss had me update a WordPress site that the previous dude built. It had some pages that only members were meant to access.

These were listed on a navbar at all times. If the user clicked on them, a JS alert would show up telling the visitor to log in first.

That was the ONLY protection those pages had. No matter it was a WordPress-powered site, to begin. If you knew the URL or simply altered the code right there on the browser to remove the onclick-bound JS, you could get in.

And that was just the beginning of it. Eventually I convinced the boss to rebuild the site.

sometimes when switching back to python from c++ i realize how python is pretty much pseudo code that went too far

disclaimer to prevent rant responses: i love python and have nothing against it

Anybody made a devRant wallpaper yet?

you should not have lied #anybutton

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

Thanks Google...

This goes without saying.