Looks like it's gonna be a "spend all day trying to debug an Android build armed with nothing but some terrible Cordova error messages" kinda day

You can tell its legit from their in depth knowledge of JS 👌

Never had a more stressful day of dev in my life. After shooting off about half a million emails today to clients who decide that they want their sites to go live over the long easter weekend (fuck knows why they all want it this weekend) I just need some beer and some Zelda. I love this job but sometimes it kills me

Anyone who's ever launched an app, how did you do it? Did you just release it on the app store and that was that, or did you go though and trial it with people and try to get investors and all that jazz? People who have done either how did it go? 😀

I have no idea how but its taken me years of wanting to make apps to discover phonegap?! My days of fumbling around in the bloated piece of trash that is android studio and never getting anything done are no more! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS

!rant
It's my 22nd birthday today and I think my girlfriend has just given me my new debugging partner... Myself!

I've found it. Ladies and gentlemen of devRant, I give you... Rubber duck heaven.

I had genuinely forgotten devRant had a light theme until I saw a rant about it. I went into settings and turned it on for about four seconds, screamed "MY EYES" and rejoined the dark side.

For me I was so amazed by the fact I could control computers it was pretty much a morning til night thing every day for a month (which happened to be my study leave for exams I didn't want to revise for but hey! I landed a job in dev so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Computers am I right

Let's just hope that these two don't meet!

Switched from unity to mint and feeling more motivated somehow?? Either way 😍😍

Not a rant but I just got offered my first developer job after uni not having a degree in CS!! Beyond excited! 😀😀

The confusion, regret and self loathing I feel looking through old code is only comparable to how I feel seeing pictures of a gangly, 15 year old me on Facebook.

Starting the process of applying for developer jobs without any computing qualifications (I'm self taught) and I'm convinced that I'll not hear from anyone 😣 any tips from Dev rant to help me find that first job?

Some mystery emulator-5580 stopping me running an android project 😬 WHERE DO YOU EVEN COME FROM

Hitting my head against the wall for project ideas 😖

As someone with a pretty solid knowledge of Php I genuinely have no clue why Ruby on Rails baffles me as much as it does. This is going to be a long evening...