Story of a penguin fledgling, one of my end users whom I migrated from Win 7 to Linux Mint. She had been on Windows since Win 98 and still uses Windows at work.

Three months before. Me, Linux might not be as good, but Win 10 is even worse. User, mh.
Migration. User, looks different, but not bad.
One month later. User, it's nice, I like it.
Three months later. User, why does Windows reboot doing lengthy stuff?
Six months later. User, I hate Windows. Why is everyone using this crap?
One year later. Malware issues at work. User to IT staff, that wouldn't have happened with Linux. Me, that's the spirit!

Its true

It's same for all developersnwho work day and night

It's very true

Well ,it is correct

1. Linux. Mint, to be precise.
2. prolly would be bash
3. rest of the GNU toolset
4. curl

Each programmer is a poet at heart
Programmers are like God. We create defects and also kill them too. We spend the whole day fixing a defect, and the patch itself gives birth to a few more defects of its own.

This is fuuny

My weekend is filled with take home code interviews, pre workout, and no social interaction. I just want to sip mint tea by the Red Sea.

Every time there is a new project, we programmers swear to ourselves that we will code it better this time. We get elated that we do not have to deal with the tech debts piled up in the old module.

Just a thought

What will happen if i write ".gitignore" in .gitignore file????

Finally, I just received an OTP message that said it will be expired in 10 minutes.

Funny part is that i was trying to login 2 hours ago at thier(new client) platform to review.

And they said it is fully functional and you will have to fix some minor issues only.

I am thinking this way( it is so secure that you received otp only after it is expired).😅

Technically we are not getting any paid leaves. Because we have to complete tasks of the day too on which we have applied for leave. Before the leave-day🤔

Define programmers
The mythical creatures who solve all the problems of lesser mortals without having to move from their desks.

A good conversation should be like a mini skirt long enough to cover the topic and short enough retain interest

A programmer is a machine that turns coffee to code

Tony Stark is one of the most fascinating hardware and software testers. The man has got some good body (to withstand injuries)and big brains in a big pocket.

power of coffee! never dissatisfies!!! It's like healers for developers as in overwatch2 stating solemnly"Heroes never die"!!!

Well the Hilton got me mint for my mojito yay

You see, the power of coffee is greater than the power of heat engines installed on your boss's head

TrumpScript is one funny programming language that was formulated by four Rice University undergraduates. TrumpScript allows developers to operate with numbers that are bigger than one million. If programmers user numbers less than a million then it will generate a quote from Donald Trump as an error message: ”I’m really rich, Part of the beauty of me is I’m very rich.”