If you are using a FREE software and you don’t like it
You have 3 options:
- Stop using it,
- create your own,
- or simply, SHUT THE FUCK UP

You get the right to complain about what I build IF AND ONLY IF you paid for it.

Hope this is clear!!!

Latest facebook for iOS update is 219 mega-fucking-bytes. Yet, no real changelog to tell me what da fuck changed!!!!!! Fuck that developer for real!!!

You go to an accountant to file your itemized taxes in a couple of hours, you pay them at least $200.
You go to a lawyer to incorporate your business in 2 days, and you pay at least $800.
You hire a photographer to take pictures of your 4-hours wedding and you pay them at least $1500.
You go to your car dealership to fix something and they charge you about $125 hourly labor rate.
Now, ENLIGHTEN ME, how did you come up with the idea that the web application I will create for your business in 8 weeks (design, code, test, deploy, server administration) should not cost more than $500????!!!!!

When someone asks you "how much do you charge to make a mobile app?" But never say what the app does!!

When you wanna lunch a product and all domains with good names are taken; and when you find a good domain, the twitter handle is taken by an egg!!

When you receive tens of JAVA job offers, just because your online resume says you are good at "Javascript".

You finish development of that web application, just to find that the client is planning to host it on IIS on a windows server.

What on earth is so "regular" about the so-called regular expressions?!

When the client tests your work on IE8 and windows XP.

You always develop on a Mac, you get a great job offer, and on your first day, you find out you will work on a windows pc.

When a client calls you after hours saying their website is down, you check it and it's working... Then the client says "oh, I was spelling our own domain wrong"!!!!!

When you know so many programming languages that you start typing something like:

int i as integer

The world: we found a cure for AIDS.
Hacker news: I don't see a RESTful api endpoint for that, so it's useless.

Let's say we use vim because every "cool" developer says they use it. But in reality, we barely know how to exit it.