The only expressions devs have

When my boss said
"This site should work fine in IE6"
:|

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Void ReleaseDopamine ()
{
ShowDoggyPicture("quot.png");
RandomJoke();
}

Not sure if that qualifies as prank...

Had an pretty incompetent CS teacher and used to simply unplug her PC when we had enough of her shit. Usually took her about 45mins to figure out what was wrong with her PC and another 5 of ranting why we'd do that. Eventually she started to check the cable first which reduced the ”downtime” to about 15mins.
However, we soon started to flip the power switch at the back of her machine instead. She never figured that out and called IT several times to fix it.

Thinking about it, it's probably worse than a prank 😅

!Rant

Learning Processing and Generative Art , still a Noob but loving it.

It's awesome what Code can do.

-Why are you still alone?
-Me :

why? just why???

DUDE , SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING

Should I refractor?

You can kill me, but you can't made me to speak with this guuuyyy 😐😒

Lol.Some Maniac is streaming two Google Homes arguing😂
https://m.twitch.tv/seebotschat

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

And that's how computers are made!

The evolution of software architecture

I hate the feeling of not being able to get shit working and it's time to sleep but you don't want to sleep until it's fixed