Built a beautiful new fancy html5 page for a big event.
PM still wants to use the old flash video player.

Why the fuck ? Just no ...

Those designers :-/

I'm sitting in front of my 27 inch LED, with devRant opened in browser and waiting for devs to rant. C'mon guys, don't you have years of ranting inside you?

I downloaded this expecting it to be just guys arguing over stupid shit like iOS Vs Android, but I've been pleasantly surprised, everyone seems a lot nicer than the comments sections on tech websites

+1 if you think devRant needs a feature to follow specific users

When you start smiling at rants all the time and your family and friends think you got a new girlfriend

Anyone here developed ios app?

I just don't get people designing database tables using VARCHAR/VARCHAR2 for columns that have numeric values in them, then use them as row identifiers.

I simply don't.

code as if your users are like this

Why in the fucking world did I decide to manually use @media screen in CSS instead of Bootstrap, I'm down to 212px wide screen now just because I can't stand that SOMEBODY might have a bloody screen that size.

I don't know if it is that I just hate xcode or if I'm just a noob at working with it, but it feels like this

How I find most "modern" JavaScript frameworks

i3 - vim

Desk build in progress, love the reclaimed wood look so thought I'd make my own!

When your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job

There are so many new devRant members the past 48 hours. Welcome! Glad you are here.

If you just joined during the past week how did you hear of devRant?

I went to my friend's party on Friday and I got back like at 3 am and code till 5 then I got a bug on a php script to upload pictures to the server. wake up at 10 am fixed the bug with a hangover of cheap alcohol and went to sleep the rest of the day.

Am I killing it or what?😂

Found my first website... Ughh....

Serial downvoters who love to suck joy out of souls and knock little kids ice cream cones onto the cold, hard, pavement that is life.
https://www.devrant.io/rants/55928

Approximately 15 years ago, at school, I had one friend that learned to code in Delphi. One day he came to me and said:
Dude! I made a program that creates a 2GB file!!! (15 years ago 2GB were a lot of memory)
- What is in this file? - I asked.
- Nothing! It's just 2GB!!!
- It's fucking AWESOME!!!

Pet peeve of the week: code with "== true" at the end of boolean expressions.

if (coin.isSilver() == true) ...

which is just as sensible as

if ((coin.isSilver() == true) == true) ...

or

if (((coin.isSilver() == true) == true) == true) ...

Brainfog.

The state of wanting to practice coding, work on side project, or just try to understand github. However, your brain is running at dial-up speed and it feels like it takes too much effort to do so.

(As my mother says: ka-chunk........ka-chunk)

#eminem {
background-color: black;
color: white;
word-spacing: 0;
}

Update on my previous post!

Recruiters on LinkedIn:

"Apologies for this direct approach, I'm sure you're not looking right now and get messages like this all the time, but I have this opportunity that I think you'd be perfect for.

It's not in a language you know or a framework you're even aware of, but I know you're right for the job. It's not anywhere near you either. Hell, it's not even on the same planet as you, but fuck it, let's give it a whirl!

If you think this right for you, or not, just call me and we can talk some more about this (even though I have no idea what THIS is!). If not, forward this on to 1000 other people or you will be eaten by a dinosaur tomorrow!

To be honest, I don't really know who you are or what your skills are. I'm just spamming you through InMail.

Laters, Nerd!"

In case anyone was wondering if Apple ever actually tests updates during review, they do. Sometimes, apparently, they also use devRant with the provided test account. Hopefully their rant/comment quality improves, but they are trying!!

So you want a junior developer who has at least 3-5 years of experience? Am I the only one who can't figure out why a developer would still be at a junior level after 5 years?

It worked last night.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯