Seriously, why? WHHHYYYY?

US-date-format sucks, every FUCKING TIME!

The only time I really notice is when the "month" is larger than 12:

05/13/2017
"5th of Dec... oh. Fuck. Not this shit again..."

(It makes no sense. Absolutely none.)

Downloading Ubuntu from the Windows Store!

Thank you 6.00 times

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

absolutely

Every hobby project I work on.

Thanks Google, this is what I was looking for.

Once a Swidish programmer from our remote offices came to our office for a week (4 people office, we occupied three seats). He used to sigh loudly after every ten lines of code he wrote. One programmer in our office got so pissed at him that she would randomly yell at him without him knowing (using our local language which he didn't know)

When you realize you haven't compiled in hours

Don't be this guy 😂

Recursion...

Shared devRant to some of my Chinese speaking dev partners.
Partner: It is interesting to know that dev rants are language independent.
Me: Developers talk in programming languages, which are the same throughout the world.

Responsive rubber-ducking

'Normal' people when they get a new phone:
- install whatsapp
- install Facebook (or other social media)
- install regular email app

Me:
- Root phone
- Install app ops
- Install Signal
- Install encrypted email services' app
- Install firewall
- Install devRant

Anyone else like me here?

How to politely tell your client that their request for the new 'little' feature is unrealistic and fucking absurd?

Select * from World where "someone" like '%you%';

No result!

Damn...

There are two kinds of people...
Which one are you?

Which one do you want ?

Asked my gf what's her favourite language, she said "Hindi".

Tabs v spaces again

</sarcasm>

so I called dell to ask a question about a laptop. after navigating their anoying automated system, I get a guy who can barely speak english. I ask my question which he didnt understand until I asked 4 more times. he finally understands and says "please hold on while I search. 10 minutes go by and I ask if he's still there. he says "yes, hold on" I finally ask how his search is going after another 5 minutes. he says "I couldn't find anything on google regarding your question... really dude!?!? I already searched google and came up with nothing helpfull. you're Dell and this is a Dell product. know your shit!

Found a bug at the gas pump.
Can't belive it was pushed to production with it in there.

I fucking hate it. Clients writing impolite emails about bugs I didn't make without telling where this fucking bug is and demanding it to be fixed yesterday.

If world is a simulation, then where bugs are?

In case you forgot

I know you all love great cable management, so here is my setup ;)

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.

From fresh experience, IF you are learning Git I would really suggest you fully learn it from a professional before really using it. So you don't accidently delete 1,5 weeks of work like I just did :))))))))))))