When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Stackoverflow peeps😈

This Christmas, I hereby call for a total and complete shutdown of new css/js frameworks until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

Sorry but i must do it too:

I GOT THE JOB!

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

To the Windows 10 users of the unofficial devRant client.

I will release soon the v1.4, but I'm already thinking about the future of this project.
What do you think about this concept?
Let me know if you like/hate it.
Any suggestion will be considered.

Thanks!

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

It's that Christmas time of the year again

Only programmer can understand it..

As some of you may remember about 5 months ago I bought a Lenovo laptop, it had some hardware faults so I got a new one and it had the same faults the store didn't want to offer me a new Lenovo laptop.

I was told to pick a laptop from a selection and today the store is trying to push the product away saying they can't do a thing.

Tonight I'm meeting with a lawyer because the fight has begun.

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

Computer Science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter

- Eric S. Raymond

When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

A message to every customers

College be like
"Today you are going to build an ARM processor, questions ?"
"Yeah, how do we do ?"
"It's not my business"

!rant

I had this idea about national flags on the avatar. (Something like an item on the desk) then @letmecode suggested notebook stickers.

What you devRanters think?

When you want to work but your cow wants to play! 🐮😂

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Me when I use Laravel components in an old none Laravel project and save myself time.

Yup, Game Over!

@dfox This is how it looks on web links with style tags..

My guess is that The Sun Never Sets on devRant. Is that true? How many countries and continents do we have members represented in?

devRant.......devRant everywhere!! 😎

PHP: Laravel, Phalcon, Composer
JavaScript: Node.js, Express.js, Restify, Sequelize, AngularJS, React, npm, bower
Python: Django, Flask, Requests, pip, SQLAlchemy
Java: Spring, Dropwizard, Hibernate
DB: MySQL, MariaDB, PostgreSQL, Cassandra

Even Pokémon knows

Being the only tech savvy person in class can be the worst. If someone gets hacked they all blame you...

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

Monster is more cost efficient than red bull

Don't get too comfortable.

If your workplace isn't much of a learning environment, it's either time to learn on your own time or leave that workplace.

Don't be arrogant with those who are less tech savy. If your boss/cowoker doesn't understand, at least give them them a chance ☺.

Be kind to new developers who make mistakes; you were in their shoes once.

Realize there's more to life than just designing and implementing software. Don't let other areas of your life suffer just because you're a godly developer.

Still waiting for stickers and the stressball. I don't think I will ever get it. Been waiting for it like an eternity. 😢