Can your terminal match mine 🔥

Just found it on internet.

I will test this w/ my crush after a few minutes but I will use . NET because she is a .NET senior developer... wish me luck!

no one can hack this site, its soooooo saaaaafe hahahaha

Can somebody confirm whether this thing actually compiles? CD

Well, at least give me another option. Well played Google. Good Game.

Clients in a nutshell

That kind of bugs 😯

This can never be more accurate!

When the fuck???

Javascript devs

Got my rubber duck 😎😎😎

Rude Compiler :/

*ahem*

You know how people say "you get the gist!", yeah?

...

I don't. 🤔

How can they expect me to GET http-colon-slash-slash-gist-dot-github-dot-com without the rest of the url?

I bet it's stored in that social context I've never been able to access.

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK 😘

Don't hire monkeys that write shitty code that cause production issues.

Just spent the entire morning with our global team (10+ ppl) looking into the cause of a production issue.

Root cause: shitty code that anyone that has read an algorithm book (array resizing costs) and understanding how DB functions should be used and why (bulk inserts vs one at a time) would never write.

Even the code itself is a mess...

protip: learn metric abbreviations and save even 90%!!!11!

Sometimes it feels cool to act a troll...

TDD in construction 🚧

chmod -R 777 *

proud programmer

My worst nightmare:

it's not the code what's wrong during testing.

It's the unit tests themselves

Look, normally I don't give a shit how others code, but when the company's style guide is literally just the statement "use eslint", and I have to do code reviews...we will start to have problems.

Okay... I need to confess.
I actually like the idea of counting arrays from 1 like it is in some languages.
It makes code cleaner.
Think about it.
You would never need to subtract 1 from count/size/length or add 1 for things like the month in javascript because the first item would be at index 1 and many many errors wouldn't be happening because we don't need to force our minds to think another way. I learned counting from 1 after I learned to walk so it's the most natural thing to do. Just because the software/hardware below our language works that way doesn't mean we can not abstract this behavior away. What's your opinion about this? Am I wrong?

*Working on personal project*

Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project

...DAMNIT