Never leave your login on a postit

I have to admit I didn't expect that...

I am at a loss for words. This JavaScript powers the login of a company's intranet

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

1 . Seen it
2 . Mind blown
3 . Why i didn't thought of that
I loveee the ideea

When you don't pay your full stack developers

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Well at-least now I know why I haven't been able to login.

I hate those fucking sites which make you login first and then redirect to their home page.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ITS 2017. CANT YOU BASTARDS WRITE A FEW LINES OF CODE SO THAT I AM AUTOMATICALLY REDIRECTED TO WHERE I WAS AND I NEED NOT BACKSPACE EVERY TIME I LOGIN?

so, my college has a very ugly looking login page for the college wifi. and I was bored so i thought let's change it a bit with a little JavaScript and tamper monkey i made this.. now i just keep on looking at the login page

OneDrive:
Login -> Password/Account is wrong
Forgot Password -> Account does not exist
Registration -> There is already an account with this email adress
Well, Fuck you

"Using HTTPS is only useful if your page has a login. Just use HTTP."

!rant
I found ftp server login creditals from a company on google, wrote them they should change their password and they sent me a 20€ Amazon gift card.

My CS college has its portal's login page secured with captcha.

But the captcha is set on autocomplete.

I shit you not.

don't remember the password, but give me the keyboard and I will login

Remember my password. Forgot my username. FML

Apparantly, wanting to use company assets for a smoke machine so when clients visit you can say "Welcome to the cloud!" is immature.

I am working on another developer's PHP code, and I found a new way that he done the redirect after the login with PHP!

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

Hey Amazon!

I think checking the check box should reveal my password to me and not to the hacker.

Sincerely,
Annoyed user.

Please login so we can track you. How about no? 🤔

Clicking on Logout Button.
..
.
.
Getting a message...
"your session is expired you need to log in again to perform this action"

hmm... should I log in again to perform log out :)

Thanks, I am happy to be sharing my payment details with your company.

ATTACHED TO THE LOGIN DETAILS YOU EMAILED ME!

UN: admin
PW: password

So yesterday I wanted to login to chess.com app but it seems Zucc already got me covered

Only Google & Facebook sign ups? Fucking ew.
If you're a web developer and you create a login system like this, please commit rm -rf /

Boss: "Can you create a login page where every login fails?"

Me: "Sure thing!"
*Writes out php file that returns false and calls it via AJAX*

Need review about design

no one can hack this site, its soooooo saaaaafe hahahaha

If the time comes when the traditional signing in with email dies out, I don't know how long I'm gonna last to the Internet anymore. I never liked the idea of having my accounts associated with these giants especially with Facebook.

When 1=1-- works in SQL injection

I have spent the entire night trying to debug a login function but it keeps to not work, until I discovered a typo in the username.
Good night

So my neighbor needed my help with her notebook. She said she has to provide a new password everytime she logs in. I asked her to log in in front of my eyes. She entered her password and clicked "forgot password" instead of "login" 😐

Did you ever hear of "return" ?

Forum admins who require login to see attachments should all die and burn in hell

No thanks I'd rather be accused of being a robot 😂😂

Sending an email to you with your login details after you registered.

Face recognition + login with face on web

Blue screen as I login? Yes, it is Monday morning, why do you ask?

* login tutorial *

Alright, everything looks good and secure and all

"and now to keep the user logged in..."

Aww ye, this is just what I needed

"we set logged in to \"true\" in a cookie and add another cookie with the users name"

A toast showing "User login successful!" (+_+)

When you want to unsubscribe from a newsletter and it requires you to login.... WHY?!

Just found old logs I had with an ex-client, pre-devrant:

"What if we add the newsletter checkbox to the login, so each time a user logs in, he has to uncheck it, or else he will be subscribed to our newsletter?"

Not sure if that even needs a comment, I am speechless that was an actual suggestion, ever.

Other services : Please type your phone number to verify that it is you. It will be only used for verification process.
Me : Sure, why not? (Happily types in my number)

Facebook : Please type your phone number to verify that it is you.
Me : Hmmm (sees help)
Facebook : It will be used for verification process and will be visible to your friends. You can always change the scope settings.
Me : (reads as...) It will be used for verification process and will be visible to your friends and will be automatically sent to the NSA for free. You can always change the scope settings when you become the CEO of Facebook.

#deletefacebook

Just found an admin portal online. There was a modal asking for password, but in background the portal was visible. ctrl + shift + i and then closed the modal.

Voila, the whole portal and actions are accessible. Seriously, who develops things like these?

I am pretty sure it's vulnerable to sqli and xss too.

Yesterday a colleague of mine told me that another colleague has done this in his web application for a subject:

For checking user and password, he did not query a database, but instead he checked information in a HIDDEN DIV in the html page.

Reason: "this way I don't lose my precious time".

I think of that and I'd like to punch him. People like him are the reason websites in Italy suck and my University web infrastructure sucks (he worked as intern on that).

My. God.

I put both my username and password as "incorrect". So that everytime i mess up, my computer reminds me that my login is incorrect!

Apple users😂😂

Which one do you prefer?

Who else agrees that the play store should have a section which tells if an app needs a mandatory login to use it ? Like why the hell does a simple offline planner todo app need you to sign-up if you don't wanna use cloud backup. Jeez the user just trusted you by spending valuable time and bandwidth downloading your app. You owe it to him to show him some features of the app before shoving a sign up in his face. As an app developer myself I really think that this kind of behaviour turns off more users than anything else.

Of course you can call me at 9 o'clock on a saturday morning to fix your f****** login problem!
My private life is just a rumor!

That moment when you're finally getting your user registration and login system up and running!
As a web dev student I feel like I have accomplished something :)

Client: I can't login with my lastpass
Me: Oh, why not, how are you trying?
Client: So, I've entered my lastpass password into my bank account, and it says 'wrong login credentials'
Me: °-°

So I guess when you go to the doctor's, he's trying to debug you?

My university has impeccable data management. I needed to ssh into their Linux server for an assignment but it refused to accept my login. Which was weird because I could login to the same account on one of our websites just fine. I typed my password into a text file and then copy and pasted it into both logins. The Linux one failed but the website succeeded. After some experimentation it turns out that the Linux server only recognized my username if I typed it in all lowercase, even though when I created the account it had uppercase characters as well.

So let me walk you through the sloppiness that had to have occurred for this to happen. When I first created the account it must have ignored what I entered and just saved the username in all lowercase without communicating that to me. Then the websites that use this account must either ignore case for usernames or lowercase the user input before querying the database. Finally, the Linux server, despite knowing that all the usernames are lowercase, is case sensitive and won't recognize the username as I originally typed it in.

Can you guess what department manages the account, website and Linux server? The Department of Computer and Information Science. Incredible.

WTF?!? Why do I have to sign in to your app, but can only uns „Sign in with Google“ and „Sign in with Facebook“? Well fuck you and your app, not gone use it than!!!

when you type faster than computer response:
------------------------
Ubuntu 16.04.5 LTS server tty1

server login: sysadmin
adminPassword:

Login incorrect
server login: sysadmin
Password:

sysadmin@server:~$ _
------------------------
"FUCKING SHIT !"
*sees if there are anyone in the back*
*saw no one*
"fiuuh... what a relief"

sysadmin@server:~$ clear

Also on crashing: My app logout is so efficient it crashes everything

If($password = $password2) {
//login
}

Keep in mind that password is the salted and hashed input and password2 is the Salter and hashed pw in the database...

Who needs passwords am I right?

> tries to run `login` command on CLI tool I want to use.
> gets error "no configuration found, run `login`"...

because... you know... it's not like I am trying to do that...

Am I the only one missing "Login with devRant" when I register somewhere?

So... I’m sitting here doing pretty much nothing, just reading through some rants when all of a sudden I get a wave of emails.

Pinterest!
We noticed a login from a new device or location and want to make sure it’s you.
Device: Firefox, Windows 8
Where: New Jersey, United States (Approximate)

OhhhhhKay then... so there’s a couple of problems with this, 1 I didn’t even know I had a Pinterest account, 2 I don’t have Pinterest in my password manager either.

So I follow the link and fair enough it’s actually pintest, so I attempt to login, to no avail, oh maybe it’s a social login..., ok let’s try google, nope that wasn’t it, deletes account, logins with Facebook, oh here we go, checks logins, 1 random jersey player, deletes account, swaps to Facebook, changes password (this fucker was already 100+ characters) and adds 2FA and contains no new logins 🤔

Ok... so what the fuck, either someone managed to get through a long ass password or something phishy is going on, the email for FB logins is seldomly used (maybe a handful of services at best) as I have another for all the junk and spam bullshit I expect from today’s “marketing”

I looked into the code of the website of our company. One of the first things I found was that the Login was hardcoded with clear passwords. So everytime a new user needs an account the code has to change.

I still can't understand how people can do that.

A friend of mine did this.

Login: yes
Password: Don't have one
Password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

So, among the ridiculously long list of password requirements, password is not case sensitive BUT it has to contain uppercase and lowercase letters?

Clients never have login credentials to their stuff, do they?

They added a javascript that checks the login info. Worst part an if statement was the only thing keeping you from logging in without the correct password

Remember kids, clear out any login credentials before doing git commit and git push!

/smacks himself

Website that have a quick Google / Facebook login button, but then require you to create a regular account. WTF?

The nerdiest way to say happy birthday to someone? Tell them to paste atob("SGFwcHkgQmlydGhkYXkh") in the chrome console/firebug.

Why the fuck would you allow special characters in your passwords, when some of them are considered "potentially dangerous!" can't even login ffs!

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Caps Lock preventing login since 1980.

my dad just told me to open the ports of a NAS that has admin:admin123 login. that NAS contains all of our backups and more.... YEAH NO

I know last year suddenly lots of animated login popped out.
NPM actually uses one... and it doesn’t look that good

Senior dev. "we need a reason why we haven't fully implemented social service signup yet"
Junior dev. "let's say it's new for us"
Senior. "great idea. Let's get this done."
..,
Now try to signup to pixabay using your Google account.... 😒

Thank you Microsoft. Your latest Windows 10 updates completely junked my keyboard configuration, forcing me to login and reconfigure using a mouse and the on screen keyboard.

I detected a way to bypass login screen in client's website. I warned them. 48h later nothing changed...

This app is taking over my life.

This was a mistake.

(Not really. God bless this beautiful creation.)

Ffs people get the fuck out off that Gitlab. I've been there sooner than you, now can't event load login form.

If you've ever scratched your head over using "login" or "log in", I hope this helps.

Colleague calls the IT support because he forgot his Windows login after the holiday.
IT Support: "Please go to the intranet and write a ticket" - telephone call ended.

GODDAMMIT okay time to set up 2fa

(GitHub says nothing was done to my account besides a login but i'm still suspicious...)

Interns built a user login portal. Password reset page takes user email from a GET parameter.
You can literally reset passwords if you know the emails 😂😂😂😂

sometimes our application users can't login to our application and they report the problem to us. The fucking problem? Almost sure they forgot the password because we can login with their account.. Yeah we should not have access to their password, but we do xD. The worst is they send a Word file with only a print screen of the application error saying they can't login. Why not a .jpg??! The word takes 4 seconds to open

Windows decides to download Creative update.
I restart the computer wait for the update to finish.
I see the login screen.
I log in, then windows says:
"Hi, we have an update for you this might take a few minutes!"

What the serious fuck windows? Did you need me to login so that you can waste more of my time?

MySQL databases beginning with "test" in the name gives even people without login full access to its tables.

Somebody deleted all tables so we had to get a backup from out hoster.

Thanks MySQL.

Long story short: University fucked up single sign on.

For every online service I have, I set a different password, randomly generated ~ 20 characters long. At our university we have multiple systems but they offer a single sign on service which is quite nice because it is so non-transparent which service now uses which authorization. I changed my password a while ago and around the same time they also updated our mail client. Since then I am not able to log in which is not a big deal for me because I have mail forwarding.

Yesterday however I needed another service and also got rejected with my password. I knew from a friend that the passwords are fucked up and that some services have different restrictions (only 12 chars max.), so I decided to search how to reset my password. What the fuck was wrong with these people? It takes you five different pages to get the tiniest bit of information how to reset the password. Then on one page you can login with your single sign on and change the password. On that page you can also set the single sign on password, but if you enter an invalid password (in respect of the the other services) guess what? No feedback that you just locked yourself out of half the systems. Nice job. Also the password requirements are not next to the input fields where you change the password. Noo. That would be way to easy, remember the little small one line on the wall of text three pages ago? There you go.

Ok step one done. Now it should work, shouldn't it? Ohh no not so fast. One needs to activate the seperate service. Where you ask? Perfectly fine question. On the top of page four is a fucking one line table which looks like some five year old had some fun in excel. The button which takes you to the activation page is nearly invisible because of the non existing contrast. Also it is not a button but some arrow pointer thingy. Behind set arrow you have a page listing all differnt kinds of services, the description which you find on page two btw. No padding to decipher this shit what so ever. Nearly on the bottom is your needed button. Yes finally.

Finally I want to login, no good. Try again. Still no good. Go back to the fucked up excel table look at my username and think to myself what's the difference here? The table is so small and again no margin or padding. Apparently they cut of the last character of my normal username which i have which is fucking ridiculous.

What is wrong with you people, we are a TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY, is it so hard for you to find someone decend to unify this shit?

Whose stole the ++ ?

Browser login, I'm sure it was there yesterday, and now its vanished !

-- is there..

New AD account.
cannot login.
Want to create a ticket.
Need a login to create ticket.
*genius*

Go to coworkers machine.
Open ticket there.
They respond, the user must create the ticket himself.

Ffs!

Having 11 different IDE's installed to try them out but only use the one text editor.

When you're a hardcore web developer, the only 'action' you .get() is when you're writing a login form scraper for your three-legged oauth flow in Python

The amount of attempts to access my website is just too much O_O

Anyway in nginx to block access if login attempt failed after 3 times?

Used teamviewer to login to my other system to ssh into my other system to reboot cz didn't want to walk 5 steps and press the button.

I miss page inspect tool in mobile browsers. I came across this website that is forcing me to login, in order to read it's article.

WTF is wrong with these Govt websites...!!!

Trying to login
"Password is incorrect"
Clicked on reset password,
Now guess what happened next...

They said,

.
ENTER YOUR CURRENT PASSWORD!!!

That feeling when someone in marketing insists that an unauthenticated user seeing a login form when trying to access a secure view is "too confusing".

Client asked for a zipped up copy of the files that I uploaded to their server via ftp, using login details they gave me...

I sent my app to one of my lecturers(female). She opened it and it said "Login with Facebook". I had integrated FB login just like other apps for authentication. She thought that I was playing some trick on her to hack her facebook account and refused to continue...
Where to run, where to hide... 😂
After all, the login dialog was of facebook's itself and nothing else.

@dfox, @trogus Hey! I'm logged in, but whenever i click 'visit store', it shows this modal for me to login again.

o2 business login. The whole interface is built in flash. Fucking Flash! Can't even login! No fallback. WTF!!! Useless piece of shit bastards.

I made a really cool animation for the login proccess. A spinning circle saying "authenticating" that would turn into a check mark after a successful login. All pretty, but the proccess is so fast the user wouldn't even see the animation. So I used setInterval so the animation always runs for 2 seconds after the ajax request is done.

Just me that really want's to get an RFID implant? Seems so usefull to just tap your hand against a sensor to login 😍

Client request: POST /user/login
Server response: "Login working bitches"
Client: if (response === "Login working bitches"){
//sign in
}

I used to love Linux.
Now I hate it. I'm moving back to windows.

6th fixing time it's done this to me. When I try to login it just sends me right back to the login screen.
CTRL +ALT +F2 let's me login?!

Ugg I have a school paper to write.

So.. I moving back to the dark side.

This is what I get for trying out arch I guess.

this just happened a few seconds ago and I am just laughing at the pathetic site that is Facebook. xD
4 years ago:
So I was quite a noobie gamer/hacker(sort of) back then and i had a habit of having multiple gmail/fb accounts, just for gaming, like accounts through which i can log in all at once in the same poker room, so 4/5 players in the game are me, or just some multiple accounts for clash of clans for donations.
I had 7-8 accounts back then. one had a name that translated to "may the dead remain in peace "@yahoomail.com . it was linked to fb using same initials. after sometime only this and 2 of my main accs were all i cared about.even today when i feel like playing, i sometimes use those accs.

2 years ago.
My dad is a simple man and was quite naive to modern techs and used to hang around with physical button nokia phones.But we had a business change, my father was now in a partnership in a restaurant where his daily work included a lot of sitting job and and casual working. So he bought a smartphone for some time pass.
He now wanted to download apps and me to teach him.I tried a lot to get him his own acc, but he couldn't remember his login credentials.
so at the end i added one of my own fake ID's(maythedead...) so he could install from playstore, watch vids on youtube and whatever.

The Actual Adventure starts now
Today, 1 hour ago:
I had completely forgot about this incident, since my parents are now quite modern in terms of tech.
But today out of nowhere i recieved an email that someone has JUST CHAINGED MY FB PASSWORD FOR ONE OF MY FAKE ACCS!?!??
what the hell, i know it was just a useless acc and i never even check my fb from any acc these days, but if someone could login into that acc, its not very difficult to track my main accs, id's, etc so i immediately opened this fb security portal and that's where the stupidity starts:

1)To recover your account they FUCKIN ASKS FOR A PHYSICAL ID. yeah, no email, no security question you have to scan your driving license or passport to get back to your account.And where would I get a license for some person named "may the dead remain in peace"? i simply went back.
2) tried another hack that i thought that will work.Closed fb help page, opened fb again , tried to login with my old credentials, it says" old password has been changed,please enter new password", i click forget password and they send an otp. i thought yes i won, because the number and recover mail id was mine only so i received it.
when i added the otp, i was first sent to a password change page (woohoo, i really won! :)) but then it sends me again to the same fuckin physical id verification page.FFFFFFFFFuck

3)I was sad and terrified that i got hacked.But 10 mins later a mail comes ,"Your Facebook password was reset using the email address on Tuesday, April 10, 2018 at 8:24pm (UTC+05:30)."
I tried clicking the links attached, hoping that the password i changed(point<2>) has actually done something to account.NADA, the account still needs a physical license to open:/

4) lost, i just login to my main account and lookup for my lost fake account. the fun part:my account has the display pic of my father?!!?!
So apparently, my father wanted to try facebook, he used the fake account i gave him to create one, fb showed him that this id already has an fb account attached to it and he accidently changed my password.MY FATHER WAS THE HACKER THE WHOLE TIME xD.
but response from fb?" well sir, if you want your virtually shitty account back , you first will have to provide us with all details of your bank transactions or your voter id card, maybe trump will like it"

I just typed my login password while the screen was off. Only to see that i had sent it to my supervisor after it turned on....

About to punch Android studio in the face! My SYNTAX IS CORRECT!!!! 😡😡😡😡

When you want to do a few test deploys (project going into alpha today) and your Internet is too slow to even login to the server 😭

I'm definitely sticking to one type of quote this time.

Fuck.

Trying to understand a complex, twenty-angular-module project. Discovers login module rules only CSS properties that hide the rest of the app...

When not logged in, twitter.com opens a welcome message and a login form. twitter.com/login opens a login page with a "remember me" check box so you can stay logged in.

Twitter don't seem to want visitors to their homepage to come back very easily.

Damn it gitpush focus when type the damn password!! I locked my self out of my server again 😭

Time to visit the portal and login 😒

We all hate being tech support for our family and friends, but motherfuck this is insane; my sister asks me for support and then doesn't listen to me. E.g. I tell her that the Microsoft login page is fucked up so she'll need to login again and she doesn't try again, but pesters me until I login for her... Every goddamn time...

windows booted up into a blue screen for a second before going to the login screen.

i almost had a heart attack

That feeling when you're working with production data and you get a cold feeling running down your spine, telling yourself: you could really fuck up now.

A technician to me: You need to check the ssh server of this machine, I can't manage to login with the MAC address...
Me: ROFLMAO!

I don't know why things work when I do but not for other people. 😓

Request to reset password. I did.
Said still cannot login.
I double check. Reset again and try to login. Success.
Said still cannot login with a screenshot.

😓 I think my projects hate me.

If your website has a login wall, my visceral reaction is to close the tab. After that, my rational reaction is to close the closed tab. Because fuck you.

I thought I'm a senior programmer but today I spend 4 hours try to develop a register/login module lol!

Entering the password before your laptop fully wakes up, than having to delete what it did register and login again

The new company I'll work in told me that I have to use windows because they have an ad and Linux login does not work proper with it...

Clients be like: what you've only completed the login system in one hour I thought you where a programmer.

Never have I been so satisfied as I am right now after having implemented a login and user account system with the ability to update user preferences with databases n' shit in PHP after only knowing PHP for a day.

Speaking of all that, do you guys know of any good place to make sure all my stuff is secure? No SQL injections n' the like.

Ok so we just signed a new client with some "artificial intelligence" back-end...

To authenticate with their back end, they developed a FU**ING GET REQUEST so the username and password are passed in the URL.

Then we get a token that we pass in FU**ING GET REQUESTS to communicate with their "artificial intelligence enhanced" back end.

I can't even. I just can't.

project#2.1

who the fuck names a php login script 'entry.php'

1st rant,
it takes me mounts to post it
i might be using IE

When a marketing / sales person says in a meeting with executives that our current infrastructure can handle 300.000 new customers easily. (We're at 90 ATM).

Mfw I'm the techie in the room and aware of our non-scaling mysql DB.

When I just started programming I aways added fake loading screens and hard-coded login screens to my c# applications because it looked cool..

But I also always added an invisible panel to the top right so whenever you click that it would bypass the login screen.

I had to do that because 1. I will forget that password after 2 seconds, 2. I got no time for that login screen.

I was thinking about how I implement login functionality, and realised I have no clue how I came up with it so decided to ask if it was a good way to do things.

Basically, client logs in, username/email and pass are sent to server.

Server salts and hashes password and checks it against the one in the database for that user.

If its correct, send the client the user ID and the user token. (User id could be username, or a number, it depends)

When that client makes a request, the request must contain the ID and token.

The server checks that the ID and token combo are correct, and because the ID is linked to the user we know who it is and can complete the request.

Usually I make the token a random string of 16 or 32 chars, each account has their own token, and it may be stored in the browser so they stay logged in. I also normally add a "log out everywhere" button, which essentially just generates a new token to overrides the current one, making any previously saved tokens invalid.

I'm crying

Specifications called for user logins to be stored in a session and not be persistent. When the session ends, you need to login again. The system deals with insurance policy information and persistent login was deemed a security risk.

First ticket submitted by the client after go-live? "Please make the login page remember my user name and password, or that I've logged in previously."

The landing page after you login on my new/first app!!! @AwkwardBanana @Letmecode

Trying to login with your office creds at home...

WTF IS WITH ALL THESE MESSAGING SERVICES... ALL NEED TO LOGIN OR VERIFY USING MY PHONE. WHAT IS IT'S LOST OR BROKEN....

DUMBASS IDIOTS....

Our parent company wouldn’t give us DB login credentials to a customer server outside our territory... we tried the default username and password and it worked...

Damn you hackers!

This is why it pays to hide your login page with WordPress, luckily not been hacked yet.

They are persistent if nothing else them Bots. 😱

What a great login page:
{"message":"Error logging in."}

Vodafone Germany kinda messed up with their public wifi login page

When my tablet has rebooted from installing the Win 10 Anniversary update overnight and it says "your device is offline, please use the most recent password you used to login", but I use a PIN code and it won't let me login until I switch WiFi back on.

Why have so many fucking websites the signup form in the start page but you have to click in the menu to get to the login?!
I signup only once but I have to fucking log in every single time I go to the page!!!11
Annoying...

Guess somebody got something wrong...

Login forms be like...

Source: twitter / @sitnikcode

To the devs at inc.com
Fuck you.
Just resign.
Do me a favour. Don't touch any computer for life.
After reading 2 articles I need to login.
Okay fine.
Facebook login fucking doesn't work.
Twitter login worked.
But but fucking take me to some idiotic article. Hello? That was not what I logged for.
Now go back. And fuck fuck fuck
Article still says login to read this.
And click on login. Nope. Nadda. Nothing happens.
How how how. How are you even getting paid?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

Anyone remember when one could login into most linux systems by hitting backspace 28 times?

Hotel WiFi uses http login page 😑😑😑

I am very patient but I've finally lost it...

I haven't been able to login or even reach the login screen in Aetna for over 6 months... (I've tried different browsers and different computers...)

I thought such a big issue would be fixed immediately but finally.... I BLEW UP!

Old Boss from my year internship before I started my apprenticeship:
"It would be nice if you could maintain your written software even if you arent working here anymore"
Me: "Yeah. I'll try my best"
Boss: "Cool"
Me: "We Can use git, so I Can manage my Code better and you Can easily track everything"
Boss: "Ehh what? Don't understand"
Me:" .. Ok. We will use GitHub, so you Can See and create issues, I will maintain Code and so on"
Boss: "Yeah, graphical Interface Sounds good. .. Make it private. Here is my Account. Invite me please"
Me: "Invited you. You should Receive an email. Alternatevly you Can follow These steps *writes Long text, and describe How to use GitHub*
Boss: "*a week later* How Can I Log in into GitHub?"
Me: "..."

new aws iam account

first time login requires me to change my password.

account does not have access to iam:ChangePassword

What does "Login" mean in this context? lol
I forgot what my Login is. :/

I (junior dev) hate it when my boss tells me to do things that totally don't make sense...

I'm managing an internal site which requires a login to access. Why the hell should I change every damn article in the cms, so robots meta tag is set to no index. It's behind a fucking login and Google won't be able to index it! (except the login of course)

...

I did it anyway.

If the database doesn't have the information, they won't be able to login, no need to validate or sanitize

Our new intern gave our digitalocean login details to this so called web developer to upload a new website.

The webdev removed the droplet 😭

Just found out today via Reddit that Wells Fargo, American Express (not personally confirmed), and Chase login passwords are NOT case sensitive!

I would check your bank too!

God fucking damn this stupid MariaDB is full of bugs... First access denied because I tried to login as root as non root and now that... Damn...

Bringing the funny...

Just managed to send my password in plain text to a colleague when I ment to enter it in the login box.....

Time to change my password again.....

I guess someday Facebook will know so much about you. Even a new user login page will automatically have your birthday after you enter basic details. 😂

1 login, the whole of Google. So why have I got 8 then?

NO FUCK YOU

I
JUST
WANNA
LOGIN

On login page : woman with VR set on her head
After login : desktop app on Windows 98

Last year, one of our government organizations' websites' edit page was editable without login credentials... People can easily modify or even delete a company. They had a login functionality for employees and was pretty much useless.

What disturbs me is when companies uses invalid ssl certs for internal services where you have to login with your company credentials.

When you type "rot" as your username instead of root

When the login form tells me that my password is too short. The password that I've manually set in the database in my local dev environment.

Not really a rant, but working on a side project alone is tiring 😴.

It has been 4 days and all I have made is this page and login

When the browser autocompletes your honeypot and some users now can't login...

Happened to my colleague today, can't really blame him too, it's an effective trap...

Does anyone know selenium?
Is it recommendable and trustful?

I want to create some java-app that login into different Websites with my accounts and collect data.

why in this holly world enki always ask me to login

trying to login fb
username : ...........
pass : ...................

without thinking just type that pass

error changed pass 2 year back

again try to remember same password
:(

unable to remember

So I locked my windows work computer before the lunch break, came back to Ubuntu's login screen... (I dual boot)

So windows just randomly restarted? Rip if I forgot to save something...

I'm going to praise 1Password here.

I hate creating and remembering passwords. Now I can login to everything just with a click of a button.

I was in a bus and there was a 4g Huawei module with login admin and password admin

Did facebook change their login page?

The fuck, LastPass?

You tell me this EVERY TIME I login to my account on this browser and this location.

Fuck dynamic IPs.

Upgraded to Ubuntu 17.04 and now Ubuntu freezes at login screen. It's been more than 3 hours and 0 progress.

Im trying to install windows 7 on my external hard drive and i must be doing something wrong as i cant login even safe mode strugles to work

A music server where people can login and add their own music to channels, with request lists and priority lists algorithms. Welp atleast the streaming part is done

Boss: "I can't login!"
You were email-notified that your domain password expires 4 days in a row.

"Ideal" online banking:
1. Force users to change passwords often.
2. Implement possibility to login if forgot password.
3. Make it impossible to chage password if forgot one.

C++ and MySql++ for a login page, Yes or no ?
I'm relatively new and like C++ (and im to lazy to learn php 😅)

This is how my login and authentication works

Check for cookie on request

if cookie doesnot exist, send login page ( login )
1) check for credentials
2) if valid, set username's JWT as cookie
3) reload page
4) proceed for authentication

If cookie exist, decode JWT ( authentication )
1) check username
2) if username exist on database, send user panel

Anything wrong with this ?? What is the better way to do this