I fucking hate frontend

Updating angular and npm/node/whatever the fuck is the most difficult and convoluted thing ever

Web devs, you deserve better than this awful piece of shit cable mess of a fucking "framework" or whatever the fuck this retarded shit is meant to be

My life lately

Do you have an ambition?

If yes, why do you have it?

I'm offended by this sample alert text. I'm uninstalling the goddam library! (ง︡'-'︠)ง

git isn't as solid as people believe.

Yes, it's used by million of companies. But it's not so solid

Bruh, my heart is pounding. Almost lost the branch I've been working on for weeks to a force push

Notifications

Phone calls, whatsapp, emails, slack messages, recurring meetings. The list is limited but distractions abound

Just had my first proper pull request to an open source project accepted 😎

Fuck apple, and fuck xcode.
Making and running android app was a breeze.
Making and running ios app was hell.
Expectation : I should have gotten everything I need just by installing xcode and flutter.

Reality : I need to install these from the terminal : xcode command line tools, homebrew, ruby, cocoapods, firebase-cli. Also I need to manually add many stuffs, such as google login url into xcode project settings. Also we can simply test run our app or install to our device, and iphone we owned, we need to register in apple developer program, fill a full form, blah blah blah.

When it comes to android, I only need to register an account much much later, when I want to publish it to the playstore.

A picture is worth a thousand words

Here's a corny Git joke.

How do you get the code for the bank vault?

You checkout their branch.

This trend is becoming really annoying really fast…

Bitmap.GetPixel isn't AI lmao

It remembers me of the "put blockchain everywhere" era.

09:54 I'll get out of bed soon
09:55 let's round it to 10
10:00 ok let's wait till 0 turns into 1
10:01 hmm that number doesn't look convincing to get out of bed
10:03 ok let's round it at 05 and then get up
10:05 that's not even a good number let's round to 10
10:10 actually i like 30 more this is the last one
10:30 honestly we're halfway there so let's round to 11 and then get out for real this time
10:47 fell asleep
12:18 woke up

IM WORKING IN JAVA MY WHOLE LIFE AND A DECADE LATER I JUST FOUND OUT AN INTERFACE CAN EXTEND ANOTHER INTERFACE

To the developer who introduced the NullPointerException.
Thank you for nothing!

TIL that “Unix” is originally a pun on “Multics”.

New Nvidia GPU looks amazing

Cache this 😛

i am terrible at using swagger autogenerated code, yaml and swagger files

dont fucking false positive pass, tell me if theres indenting wrong

also why the fuck wont you generate the code im trying to get you to generate

i fucking hate you so much, ive done this once before what am i doing wrong now

kinda reminds me of how pip works

Who needs Stack Overflow when you’ve got chatGPT?

I feel like moving away from Windows.
Can you suggest me a Linux distro for day to day usage and work ?

When I'm on Windows, I miss Linux sometimes

When I'm on Linux, I miss Windows sometimes

When I'm on mac, I wonder why this isn't Linux instead

Who ever prefixes their table names like this should be sentenced to death.

tbltable_name or tbltablename

Is that some kind of sadistic fetish or something.

My eye can’t fucking pinpoint the first letter, thus I can’t easily find the table. I have seen it so many times!!! This trend has to STOOOP.

Prefix it tbl_table_name for all i care ffs.

Hello fellow devs ! Are you working ?
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FOR YOURSELF ?

Bugfix: 1 line of code

Apply bugfix within tests: 60 lines of code

Wtf is ux researcher or design thinkers etc? Seems like bs jobs to me. Why not hire good frontend devs who has a good understanding of ux/ui?

Companies please pay devs well instead of wasting money on these bs roles and positions.

Q. A SQL developer walked into a NoSQL bar.

A. They left because they couldn't find a table.

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