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Company has 0 automation, but there is confluence page for every imaginable process you can think off. Wow

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I'm about to finish a website where people can upload their university notes and download others in exchange. In the future I'll try to upgrade it to an academic hub or something like that.

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You're the interviewer, you have two candidates and can only ask one question. What would you ask?

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Code: if(customer.primaryContract)

Boss: "just using a variable as a boolean isn't very readable"

Me:
if(!(!customer.primaryContract != !true).toString() == 'false')

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Every God damn time!

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Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

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That feeling when you coded a temporary solution and its stable in production for 2years already..

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Knock Knock
Race condition!
who's there?

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I saw a self called "senior developer" store a boolean as a "t" or "f" in a character varying with a max of one character in our postgres database. wtf

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Yes, that happens!!!

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Agile, the most misused word in the industry.

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# TODAY :)

myAge = 22
if (day == 24 && month == 6)
myAge++
print("Happy BDay to me!")

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What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

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true.dat

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Wanted to code this Saturday but this hangover is killing me x(

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What waiting on a blocking task feels like

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I just spent a week of mails because some "huge" company wanted me to do a plugin for their software by consuming theirs "brand new SOAP WS"... its full of bugs, bad documentated and slow as hell. I regret the moment when i said yes to be part of this nightmare haha

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Basically

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During mockup presentation where everything is perfectly vertically aligned:

Dev: "How should the surrounding content behave if the article is longer?"

Designer: "That won't happen."

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"Hey Dad, what did you guys do before we all had self driving cars?"
"Well we just drove them ourselves"
"Wow, and no one died that way?"
"Haha oh no, millions of people died son"

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Girl I met asked what I do for fun outside of work and training. Brain threw nullreference exception.

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The struggle is real

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Manager: We are a completely Agile team here.

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My pm just had a fit because the website is different on the stage environment compared to prod , quote : "thinks it is unacceptable"... Is it too early for booze 😐😐

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A difference between coding and programming is about 5 years.😛🤔

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- "Hi, it is you who starred my github project?"

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When do you guys commit? Genuinely curious. I usually commit at the end of the day detailing all I did. What about you?

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This is how my Project Manager introduced Design guy to the client
"my buddy, great friend and a kickass coding ninja"

And how he introduced a full stack developer
"he knows coding too"

The fuck :||

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It takes me longer to write a cover letter than it would to write an app that generates customized cover letters.

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