Linux is only free if your time has no value.

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

I fucking hate this about myself in the weekends.

I promise myself to get up early enough and do loads of programming and I end up sleeping in and not being productive all day.

And then at the end of the day I feel guilty.

I hate that.

When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

Just learned new skills...

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

#iPhone7

This means so much in coding too... it just takes one.

Win Firewall

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

should work

For 30+ years I thought I needed faster computers. Turns out what I needed was a dog.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

Accurate representation of 99% of end users knowledge

When I'm hearing the CEO promising new impossible features in the next 2 weeks.

Introducing the unified standard of quality measurement.

WTFs/Minute

is a new standard coming from code reviews, which also applies to movies, porn, women, ....

what's your opinion ?

And what happens on a deployment?

Looking for jobs on craigslist when you notice many of them are pyramid schemes.

Loving the ++ / -- buttons! I was happy to see that change rolled out this morning.

Keep up the great work guys!

So you launched a new app/website. And you can't enjoj it because you expect it to break after each tap/click like it did during debugging. 😤

#eminem {
background-color: black;
color: white;
word-spacing: 0;
}

Update on my previous post!

When a project manager suggest using Wordpress

haha, I've got to start adding this to all of my code...