As a developer, is it wise to date another developer?

It was a screenshot of reddit thread.
So, I didn't deserve it anyway!

So 10 months ago i moved from Cambridge (UK) to Guildford (UK), due to moving this distance i started working from home and going into the office once a week.

Now after 10 months i have finally got my home office how i first imagined it. Everything runs from my laptop which is located on the shelving unit away from my desk. Everything plugs into it via 1 USB lead.

Setup:
27" 2560 x 1440 monitor flanked by two 1280 x 1024 monitors.
Asus Laptop (i5-6300HQ, 12GB ram, 512GB SSD + 1TB HDD)
Home PC (i5-7600, 8GB ram, GTX 770)

Accessories:
StarTech USB hub - This allows me to plug my three monitors, keyboards, mouse and everything else into my laptop.
KVM switch - Allows me to swap between my Work PC and Home PC with a click of a button

Me: Hey mate I'm David
Classmate: Hey I'm dom
Me: Are you Real DOM or Virtual DOM?

Articles 13 and 11 pass exactly during the world cup, so news channels won't report on it coz they're too busy showing Ronaldo's goal for the 376th time

When you write last exam and your teacher is funny.

>we increased new releases to once a day
> wow, how'd you do that?
> fired the QA team

Credit - @iamdevloper✓

Damn, 😂

Sometimes I really don't like meetings. Because I'm an introvert.

JavaScript starts here...

I'm in love. ❤️

“Stop creating fake profiles of mine for testing your apps”
- Joe Smith
😂

Do you as a developer use
1. Noise cancelling headsets
2. Music
while working?

If music, what kind or genre?
Personally, I listen a lot to Electronic Ambience/Chillstep.

I think that devRant should have some plants/flowers or at least cactuses on our avatars.

निम्न (Nimn) schema less data. 80% smaller than XML, 60% smaller than JSON. [more details]

3.21% of the world uses IE.

0% of India uses IE.

Never before have I been so proud of my country.

Are you done yet?
Is it ready for review ?
How far?
Any updates?
When can I check?
We are wasting time..
How long will it take ?
Are you saying this will take 2 days to complete?
😪😪😪
Pls raise a cup with me if you can relate.
Add yours too.

posted my first question on stackoverflow...

yup, they are cunts

This is the right way to deal with GOOGLE and their ALGORITHMS. Confuse the fuck out of them.

The times when we coded in C# on weekends at the university and it was a 4-hour nonstop process. I LOVED it. That was one of the only times I've felt in control or competent in anything.

!dev. Sorry.

So, I have a quiz in Food Biochemistry(a subject I hate to death), and I think I am ready to go to the exam room, when suddenly...

BAM! I remember I forgot to bring my ID, which HAS to be on the computer desk when writing any exams in that room.

I hurry back to the car, drive like a madwoman at times, get the ID and come back.

Run as quickly as possible with aching muscles and go into the exam room.

ONLY TO BE TOLD I CANNOT WRITE THE EXAM BECAUSE I AM TOO LATE. I say I don't care, I have to write it. Then notice my place is taken by someone else. I get out and my anger gets to the point I want to throw the person out the window.

Go to the cafeteria to freaking calm down. Instead, I get people telling me I am being unreasonable for being angry.

I WAS JUST SECONDS OVER THE ALLOWED TIME!!!

Motherfuckers.

Now I have to see the dean with basically no likelihood of being allowed to write the damn thing again.

This is the expected Binary ++ post from me :P

So, today I go to devRant and see 1's and 0's as my ++'s. I assume it might be a bug, but nope. Turns out it's one of the neat ways of meeting April Fools :)

Thanks to whoever had the idea. It genuinely made me smile.

I was giving an interview this other day and I was sharing my screen with the interviewer.

Interviewer 😦: Is this linux you are using?
Me 😅: Ah yes. Since this is a coding round I am not comfortable on windows for coding.
Interviewer 😳: And this is your personal laptop?
Me 😁: Yes, since the only use of windows is primarily to play games and the games I play are usually supported on linux, I dont see any reason why my daily driver should be anything other than linux.
Interviewer 😯: What distro is this?? Looks cool.
Me 😆: Its Ubuntu with KDE Plasma. There are some really cool things in here which actually make my life quite easier.
Interviewer ☺️: I must check this out today itself. Lets start with the interview then.
Me 😊: *Blushing in my mind

And this is how you score some instant brownie points in an interview. Actually if truth be told, that laptop was actually my work laptop and my personal laptop has windows on it because nvidia and Assassin's Creed.

Not that much dev-related, but still...

I wish I had a way of decompiling the code of my life, correcting it and then compiling it. I was diagnosed with Depression yesterday and it has turned me absolutely empty. The kind of empty where you feel like you're a void.

I'll survive. I know that much. I also know that it's going to be even harder than it was before.

Just for lighting the mood. This is also my struggle.

Getting a girlfriend

When you don't know what a part of code does to your program but you are too afraid to remove it.

Respect++

If you have a bad day, don't worry.
It won't change.

The shirt from the google code in challenge came :D

I'll probably wear it inside only since it's one of those tight and small ones. I like longer and looser shirts because small and tight ones are too revealing.

Just learned that London's water has been someone's piss at least 16 times.