I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to all the pressure at work, and my boss sat me down one day and said "Don't take it so personally, it's only work".
He explained that you simply cannot make all the people happy all the time, you can only do your best, and that is good enough.

¿ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ uo ƃuᴉʞɹoʍ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ sᴉ ʇɐɥM
˙ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɔᴉu ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇI

I don't understand the phrase "once in a while".
If you execute something only “once“ then why you keep it in a “while“?

Windows users need that button :P

These two!!!

Sherlock giving the motivation to do detective work and find the bugs. Dumbledore giving the motivation to use magic and code the solution. :D

I'm encouraged by all the female devs I see here!

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

Treat your employees right...

#truestory 😂😂

i just learned what pokemon go was and its basically my childhood dreams coming true. i love that developers can make that happen.

Job Ad says "Web Developer". Requested skills were HTML, CSS, PHP & XML. Go to interview & get grilled about my design skills. Web Developer != Web Designer people! Get it together! 🙄🙄🙄

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

To infinity and beyond.... 😓

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Fake it til you make it...

Programming languages are much like art pencils - some are fit for certain tasks, some are for others, and just knowing how to wield one doesn't make you an artist, but rather it is the brain wielding the pencil that's responsible for the art.

#foreveralone 😓

I will bring my minecraft ocelot plush to the office for this purpose.

I can't UNDERSTAND it for you!

so true!!

i start develop using windows, but as the time goes by, i really feels the need to change to linux/mac-os.

now i know

Real fact😜

IT team go out for lunch today. Don't want to spend money but going anyway for the longer lunch break.