Totally agreed.

</sarcasm>

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

True...

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

I was so bored and I typed this on Google search "a;sldkfj" and the meaning came...

What a New Year..

Best experience: being in charge of the backend of the company website

Worst experience: being in charge of the backend of the company website when something was going wrong

My progress in CSS

<sarcasm>
Rewriting Windows 8 in Java or PHP. With Eclipse.
</sarcasm>

Politically correct project manager battle simulator

I got fired for not making the background of our website blue

Waiting to see if anyone notices

I always love to stare the application that I develop... First I start with admiring it... then the things that could have been done to enhance the feature.. then the bugs that could only be seen by me.. then all these results in new update of the application and this cycle continues 😂

That moment when you read this in the privacy policy page of a vpn company...

You know that feeling when the junior programmers do their job quickly, properly, and elegantly just like how you would have done it? :)

Yeeeeah, me neither. What the fuck is this dog shit?? God dammit! Why we have 2MB of CSS?? Do you even you this jQuery plugin?? What do you mean frontend.php and frontend2.php?? Why is this block of code indented all the way to the right?? "Just 1 bug left" OH REAAAAALLLYYYYY?

Thug life

So did the programmer come first? Or did the coffee?🤔

Spent an hour figuring out an ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED on a fetch Post call.

Turns out I was calling locahost instead of localhost.........

Only figured it out because I zoomed in on the console output by accident.

fml

How do I use a icon in the URL?

This was the Google search result image.

http://tinyurl.com/jxe4s9t

What is the use of this disagree button.

Alphabetical sort- not always the best choice

Src: reddit

https://reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/...

Time to figure out how to code with one hand.

My life in one sentence...

In response to the earlier BatDuck... Meet ChewQuacker

Development time....

True fact!

Had my practical exam yesterday on Data Structures using C.
Had included this in my code
if(!count)
break;

Examiner: What type is count?
Me: Sir, it's an integer.
Then he asked me what was not expected.
Examiner: What does this exclamatory mark do?
In my mind: Now's the right time for the world to end. 😛

The new IT lady of my previous company told me this:

"Hi, the Internet is not working"

"ok, did you make any recent changes to the router?"

"I didn't touch the router. I removed the switch in between so the internet should still work"

"You removed the switch"

"yeah but I didn't touch the router so what's the problem blah blah blah"

🙄

To all the people complaining about a windows update breaking their computer.

A linux kernel update just broke my computer.

I'm a teapot
https://www.google.com/teapot