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Ran couple of interviews today I don't think I'm ever gonna forget this guy: He was explaining a time he worked in a team and used version control. I asked how he handled merge conflicts his response:
'If there are merge conflicts I delete their work and use mine, my code is probably better anyway'.

Fuck WordPress

Night coding > day coding

Taking a 25-minute power nap...

Woke up after 4 hours (@_@)

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

*swats a fly at work*
"heh, debugging."
*audible sigh*

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Am I living or just importing JavaScript modules?

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week

I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

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Stack Overflow is down, gotta use my brain now

A Visual Studio solution that had 62 (SIXTY TWO) projects for a webpage that was like 8 user forms total was like going to a shop to buy 3 items and receiving 15 tickets for that.
PMs saying no to refactoring due to not having enough time for a months. The first task took me 2 days just by fixing cyclic dependencies among the libraries. Went home and merged all the projects to just 3, building instantly in just two hours. Fuck idiot PMs that do not know how to code, buys shit and don't listen to devs. Fuck all idiots.

Took a leave from office citing valentine's day and now I am sitting at home working on my personal project.

Yaaaayyyyy....

That weak moment when I googled “how to invert a boolean”

coincidence?

Boss: The site is slow, just redo the site in HTML5. HTML5 is fast.

My co-worker committed his gmail password today.

"Delete node_modules folder and execute npm install" is the js version for "reboot the machine". Often works, but no one knows exactly why.

Me when I gonna help a colleague who uses a light background in the text editor:

OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING LET ME GET BACK TO THE DARKNESS

Back to work from extended holiday and feels like I forgot how to code

JavaScript is like lego, you can build almost anything with it. But if you don't know what you're doing, the result will be just a nonsensical bunch of fragments.

This has been an interesting week! In my first management position, my first person to hire as a senior frontend developer has been approved!

Also made some killer API's this week! Show me the love!

The hunt is on! Heading to two meetups in Sydney next week 😉

Every single time.
Hitting rock bottom before feeling like a euphoric conquerer

Offer me "exposure" one more time and I'll be sure to "expose" my middle finger.

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

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