true enough 😂

Well the Google part is a wee tiny bit off, but basically Facebook.

After a point...

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Stupid HR's. Really? Really?

Start a billion personal projects and work on none of them...

Do you guys know the feeling you get, when you have to explain your work to a non programmer? An example could be your boss.

It's not always that easy.

no matter what OS you run.. your terminal should look sexy as hell

I just convinced a Windows user to switch to Linux.

My work here is done.

Hone your skills and it will get easier to do things

Knock, Knock

Who is there?

Browserstandards

Browserstandards who?

ThereAreNo Browserstandards

#FuckIE

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

Being the only tech savvy person in class can be the worst. If someone gets hacked they all blame you...

Why PHP, why?!

TIFU by wasting an hour installing the same app without building the changes...

I was going to be a wizard for Halloween, but since I am expected to perform magic year round at the request of clients, I might change it up for one night of the year.

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

You know your bored when you start pinging localhost...

The dude complaining about the bright IDE theme... It's totally me 😂

teaching myself Java servlets
ide refuses to recognize my tomcat server
me: ...... no one's using java servlets right?
*nods to self, gets up and leaves laptop*

Pros being a CS student.

You don't have to spend money fot development project.

That moment when you find a program you have no memory of writing and you are contemplating whether it's a good idea to open it or just leave it alone.

TMW you're asked to arrive one hour earlier at the office, so it can look "busy and innovative" to investors.

Some of us are just the toys very rich people play with.

but a devRant stress ball would be nice too

My dad used to code some software in Fortran, Basic and C, so he's proud and happy to be able to show me the work he has done in the past.

My mom thinks I'll be rich someday.

My brother and sister wants me to code some games.

My girlfriends wants me to teach her.

wireless...

Dreamed about fixing an unsolvable bug in some code that made absolutely zero fucking sense and woke up with a fucking migraine.

Can you fix my wifi?🤔
Me: I said dev, not cable guy!

Post BA Phil degree pre CS degree
My parents - oh cool
My extended family - 'I thought you were going to go to law school, wow how many times are you going to change your mind?' 'who is going to pay for another degree, oh yeah your parents, kids these days' 'so what are you going to do with that Philosophy degree?' 'What are you going to do when mommy stops supporting you?'

Post CS Degree, employed doing what I love, paying off my loans
My parents - yay
My extended family - sweet f*cking silence, and the occasional 'oh so you are working on computers now?'

HA

dad: what the hell do you do again?

me 1st time asked: I'm a back end web developer, i write the code you don't see that makes things you do see work.

me 90,000th time: internet stuff.

me 83,881,178th time: computers!