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gustavoandrescabral

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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ERRORs are red,
INFOs are blue.
My logs look pretty,
But not as pretty as-
Wait, hold on. Why are there ERRORs in here?
Why is the homepage returning a 5- oh crap.
Can you just... Can you give me a minute?

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Lol
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Reason why Devs like me can't have a Bae or a side project :

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My colleague designer is a real savage 😂

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First day at work.

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Toilet seat with a laptop table in front.

The only moment I can focus.
Nobody can disturb me.
The duck also love to swim in the bath.
I can even fap when looking at my sexy code.
I don't need to travel when I gonna pee or poop. Saved me a lot of time.

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Obtain substances Caffeine and H2O.
Headphones engaged.
Music initiate.
Computer clock disabled.
Phone removed from scene.
Disengage with unecessary programs, systems at full power.
IDE interface at full visual view
Rubber duck deployed.
All systems programme!

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Headphones on, phone's screen facing the desk, 0 shits given about the world around me. That's pretty much it.

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Deadlines

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Police officer McDucky reporting for duty. Hope we catch a lot of pesky bugs and complete projects.

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Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

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Message from God to Python developers

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Seriously

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99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

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Spent half an hour trying to figure out why the css isn't working only to realise chrome was caching it the whole time

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Debugging is like being a detective trying to solve a case where you're also the murderer.

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The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

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Wish Adobe would take a similar approach like Microsoft and release their Applications for Linux.. so I could use Photoshop and Lightroom there and ditch OS X completely...

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LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

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One day before release :/

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One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

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Every programmers dream convo

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When I accidentally exit f.lux and the whole screen becomes white

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Easily this guy.

Fun fact: I was following him on Quora and YouTube for what must have been a year until I realised it was the same person.

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My favorite xkcd

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Android Andy made by my girlfriend...

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Truest truth

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Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

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Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

joke/meme feedback please

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RANT: This one might be a repost and we might not even know.

RANT II: It took me 2 hours to find similar issue for two reasons.. Java and a dumbass motherfucker dev that named functions "mcf"/"MyFold"/"HelpingMeMaking" and was to dumb to make it OP.

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