When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

Disclaimer: just fascinated by this one in 9gag

Fighting an IT guy is lot like fighting a pig in mud. After some time you realise pig likes the mud.

Reason to break up?

"No one's here, let's just restart it and see what happens."

No Doubt!!!

It's funny how a man gets something done and gets a "Good work, John!".

But, a woman gets the same thing done, and gets "Good work, team!".

#RealFuckingStory #ItHappenedToMe

"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome

I really need this t-shirt 👕

The six stages of debugging:
* That can’t happen.
* That doesn’t happen on my machine.
* That shouldn’t happen.
* Why does that happen?
* Oh, I see.
* How did that ever work?

Think we can get some devrant sodas up in the swag store?

Are you sure you want to ...

Fuck you regex. That is all.

Where to get help on fixing a bug:
1.Google
2.Stack Overflow
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8479.Your coworker who is coding with his earphones on.

Fear this.

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

correctly named devices

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

It's true

🤔🤔🤔

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

Ignorant sales people and PMs who confuse a program's UI with the whole thing and ask you: why it took you so long, you just had to add a save button?

Yeah, asshole, adding a call-to-action style save button only took me 10 minutes, making it save your fucking data reliably took me a whole week.

yea, basically me learning right now.

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

6 chars

Punishment turned into fun...
....well executed...

bus.rar

The intern learned a great lesson today...