I know that feeling, kid...

REAL gif from Hawaii warning system!

The old logo makes sense now.

Rules for server newbees:

1. Never just copy paste stuff from the internet into your console.

-- End --

Linux..

the result was unexpected

Well, they're'nt lying

Found this on the internet

Thanks for the info

Waiting for this day....

No credits, sorry

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

It all makes sense now...

The whole Droid Family

Professor at Uni: "Missing a semicolon on yozr final exam could be a reason to fail that exam. Coding on paper is much better because that is what you will be doing on the job. "

Hate those written Java exams on paper.

I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

Linux pople be like

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Don't ever try writing code on a long flight. People LOSE THEIR SHIT.

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

If you don't know SQL, then just mention NoSQL in your CV.

Happy 1500000000 seconds!!

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

I also finally get to do it😂

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

The effect of too much rubber duck debugging.

Do you accept the EULA?

Leaving Vim open on a public computer

()() is not a palindrome but )(() is