Me when my teacher told us we're only gonna learn about Microsoft Server because that's all we need

Finally some nice stickers. Like everyone else, thank's for the ++

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

The big decision :hmm:

A nerd often get to act support. I got this question about a year ago from a friend. (I've translated it into english.)

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

Lead Dev sends rant about the app being a week late...

Doesn't take into account that I was pulled off it for two weeks to work on something else and the other dev was on maternity for two weeks :/

Devrant is making my coffee breaks more fun.

I think we need some kind of new/unread thingy. I try to read rants but I miss some.

How do you know if computer science is for you? I'm thinking about majoring in It.

How is it security, a function of IT, does not understand developers? I mean, they work in IT, should not at least pick-up on the culture?

Old but gold.

True Story, and they named another child: "help I'm stuck in a car license factory" imagine that license

Worst part of my job is working with developers who write unnecessarily complex and non-maintainable code.

Bad Java code is one thing. Bad objective-c code is like OHHHH MY GOD DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

We have all had this happen xD
- via CodeChef

<rant>

Falling sick on the weekend after a long week is probably the worst feeling ever.

I missed enjoying with cousins. I missed a 10k run I had signed up for. I missed coding.

Found devRant at the right time I guess - the only silver lining.

</rant>

Why i dont have ten +1's in one Rant !
Should i do this to get those +1's ?!

for(i=0; i<10 ; i++){
sysout("Rants : "+i);
}

Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.

Algorithm: a word user by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did!!

my parents often call me when there is some problem in any device and i solve it...
sometimes when i cant they say..
What is the benefit of ur Software Engineering...
(((infact that is hardware problem)))

I'm a Comp Sci Professor on the side. Student complaint on class survey: "Tests are too hard, he expects you to know the language."

after hours of debugging your program without any luck...
wife(never programmed a day in her life): what's up?
me: I can't figure out why this program won't work
wife: oh! you're probably missing a semi-colon somewhere

if (time >= 10)
{
SleepyTime();
}
else
{
WriteCode();
}

I'm one of those. ©

Your family knows you work with computers, so obviously you can fix theirs when they break it.

The IE version of any website should automatically direct users to a link to download a better web browser

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance

same bug different day :(

Name a class with your ex girlfriend's name. whenever there is an error it's all her fault

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016