10 years ago i was falling in love with programming for the first time

Entire careers are built on "Any updates?" emails.

The worst unsubscribe form possible...

😅😅😂😂

Fixed my first bug today at my new dev job :) starting to feel useful

Fact :)

my neighbors should upgrade their wifi.

it too slow.

Whenever you sense your Imposter Syndrome coming, tell it FUCK YOU and keep crushing it.

I made this

!rant

AHHHHHHHH I MADE AN OFFER ON A HOUSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ACCEPTED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INSPECTION DIDN’T TURN UP ANYTHING HORRIBLE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

salary

Random.

Took this shit from my window.

Sometimes it feels like I'm not as passionate towards coding as I was before. Seeing bright-eyed juniors with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge makes me wish I could feel the same again. I mean I still like it and all, but it's just not the same.

devrant: tell us about your shitty co-workers
everyone:

Working overtime

Do you know what's better than getting work done. HAVING ANOTHER F****ING MEETING ABOUT WHAT WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE!

I COULD'VE HAD MOST OF THIS SHIT DONE BY NOW BUT I HAVE TO SPEND 1/2 OF EVERY DAY JUST EXPLAINING WHAT THE F***K I'M DOING, WHAT THE F**K EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, AND THEN EXPLAINING WHY IT HASN"T BEEN F***ING DONE!

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS LEAVING WHY YOU CAN'T RETAIN ANYONE? YOU HIRED THEM AS FREAKING ENGINEERS PROMISING THEM THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS AND THEY SPEND ALL DAY IN F***ING MEETINGS WASTING THEIR IQ AND WISHING FOR DEATH!

GGAAAHHHHH! BY THE EMPEROR PLEASE COMMISSAR END ME!

Dealing with non-techy people is annoying.
Dealing with non-techy people who THINK they are techy is even worse.

Offering pizza to go to the office. Like we are fucking children

What did Mario say to Peach before their divorce?

It’s not-a you… it’s-a me…

QA: Rapidly toggling between light and dark mode causes screen to flash unpleasantly

Dev: …

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Beware the Nvidia installer.

Couldn't resist

Being told I’m not experienced enough to get a senior dev job I interviewed for.
Even though I aced the first 4 interview rounds, the tech test feedback was “the best solution they had ever seen”, and I’ve been a senior dev for 25 years.
Time wasting assholes.

ever got stuck so bad you don't even know what to google?

What do you think?

Back to work dread...

Why the Fuck would someone disable pasting on a password field!!!! How the fuck am I supposed to enter my shit from my password manager now?

reality

Let the hate show