Tomcat Loading Time

Huge code improvements

That personal Arduino project I made for my own use, is now going to the Paralympics in Rio with a potential medal winner.

If Rockstar wants some piece of AR gaming.

friend: how do you create a game?
me: *laughing* slow down, first of all try to learn to code, then...
friend: cut the bullshit! your the IT guy, tell me, how you simply create a for e.x. Call of Duty?

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

The difference between Front End and Back End simplified!

trust me, it's done and tested!

Sometimes I think dealing with code is easier than dealing with people

Scrum Meeting
PM: What did you do yesterday?
Me: Tried to come up with a funny post on DevRant.
PM: Wait... So you didn't write any code?
Me: Oh yeah of course I did! I came up with algorithm that grabs the highest rated rants and compares them to determine the best time of day I should post said rant, to get the best possible amount of up votes.

I bet every developer has a few "personal" projects you started once, but then abandoned because you started working on your next fun project.

So many unfinished things ;)

When the customer saw my last easter egg.

Stress ball 😍 Come to papa

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

I had no idea that devs liked stickers so much.

I would have hired him 😐😁

"We are going to use a new technology from now on.
It's faster, secure, better."

*Stucked with a 2 years old version

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

You had only one job to do -_-