These comics are too relatable

Found something
namingmyfunction.vercel.app

TIL the best way to “win” an argument on Twitter is to simply abandon the thread when people think you should answer for your “crime” of having a difference of opinion and they start bringing social justice nonsense into it as a replacement for logic. They’re going on and on about how you are obligated to reply to them to answer for your alleged “privilege” and your silence just makes them sputter with rage.

The company a friend of mine works at ordered some CPUs. This is how they were delivered...

I’m good at programming...?

My sleeping schedule could be a cryptographically secure random number generator ;/

If Corona Virus, were to make a CV, it would make an interesting read:

1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation.
2. Reduction of Global CO2 emission and Greenhouse gasses.
3. Global Hygiene initiatives: Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands and body bath.
4. Made industry shift to WFH - saved exposure and costs.
5. Reduction in noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (masked).
6. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many,
7. Provided ample time to all egoistic and self centered people, to contemplate on their mortal nature.
8. Provided a big boost to the Pharma sector and brought back small utility stores back into the limelight.
9. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.

Corona’s CV seems superior to many 😉

True 🤓

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? TELL ME

Perfect timing... I have a call in 7 minutes...

Been so long, sup guys. bringing you good news (at least for me).

just got accepted on my new job. the funny thing is. i legit put "Made 16 bit CPU in Minecraft" on my resume. LMAO

WFH lyfe

Fucking 20 hour days. Third one this week.

Been at work since 6am, it is now midnight. Spent the morning fixing bush league code mistakes from "expert" onshore developers, and explaining how-to-wipe-your-ass level concepts to some rude cunt who is absolutely going to take credit for my work after I leave.

Now I'm just waiting on this slow boat scp to finish because the invalids the customer hired to manage their infra can't figure out the 3 minute exercise that is standing up a registry, so the container deployment process is fucking export multiple 500mb Redhat images as a tar and ship it across the cripplenet they call a datacenter. And of course the same badmins don't understand rsync and can't manage to get network throughput in a datacenter with a $300M annual budget over 128kbps. I guess that's fast for whatever jugaad horseshit network they're used to.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Fuck IBM. They're a cancer and at this point I question the moral compass of anyone who works for them.

Thanks for the $1200 check, US Government! I spent it well...

"Some days I amaze myself.
Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it".

😑

It is brilliant

Life Modifiers!

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

I just found out you can commit single lines of a file without the necessity to remove temporarily debug lines every time ... it has blown my mind.

How documentation works

You dare to use my spells against me?

404 Not Found.

Next level of Google Translate

Removing sleep() from legacy code. 1000x improvement.

Much optimization. Such wow.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The most effective as I've ever seen

I'll include this in all my projects from now on 🕷️

* * * * * - Five star cron job. Will run again.

Saw a question on SO... Wanted to answer... Click description image... Saw this... Left.

God I FUCKING hate some of my classmates