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About

Average programmer with a bit of a darker side.
Skills

PHP, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, C++, Lua, Whitespsce, Omgrofl, Piet, Befunge, Malbolge, Brainfuck
Location

Basement

Joined devRant on 11/16/2016

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WordPress for code editor

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React.js & jQuery

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A C++ programmer "My 0th son was born yesterday!"

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Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

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Showed my boss the front end I was working on and when he asked about the back end I rotated the monitor backwards.

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It's only micro when it's soft.

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Code doesn't work?
Better change nothing and run it again.

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Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. 🍵

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A programmer had a problem once. He decided to use Java. Now he has a problem factory.

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Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Yes.

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I'd like to make the world a better place but...

They won't give me the source code. 😔

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Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen.

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Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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When you hit the tab and dab.

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