Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)

1: Open my IDE
2: Think about how much I have to do
3: Try to do it
4: Eventually switch to YouTube

So I put a very strict eslint configuration to a 6 month old project
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924 errors in 27 files
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I removed eslint from the project

What's your best code comments ?

Here is mine ! Wrote few days back..

Facebook messenger is for kids, real men use IRC clients.

A neural network backed video search engine which would let me look up porn with the pornstar from the video that i'm watching right now :D

Never gets old

This is soo true..

Because languages are people too!
(source: http://leftoversalad.com/c/...)

A t-shirt I found online😂

Worst part of being a dev? Thinking up of commit messages.

100% my customers.

Full-stack means "able to break all layers of the system"

Always worth considering...

All good stories start with "when I pushed to production on a Friday..."

Since no one has mentioned it - Happy birthday, Linux.
And thank you, who goes through fire and water debugging this enormous creature (this could've been worse, right?)

DND please... jejeje

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

When you have tons of of work to do but all you can think about is a cool personal project...

me: do we need to setup the shop to charge a flat shipping rate, or charge per item?

🕛3 hours later.

client: yes, that is correct.

me: 😧

“java.util.Date”
Salvador Dali
Oil on canvas, 1931

My whole team was a circus:
- Dev 1, the senior: he will be spent his days coding his personal projects and will convince management that everyone else needed to prove themselves so he will have nothing to do and we will do all the work.
- Dev 2, the junior: he was convinced that his mission in life was to be friends with his team. He's desk was far from the rest of the team so he will show just right after lunch EVERY FREAKING DAY with a list on his phone of random things he wanted to talk about like music, artists, art, news, etc., he really thought I didn't notice the list.
- Dev 3: the vegan: you will hear on every chance how she was so awesome for being vegan.
- Dev 4, the expert: if you ask him anything he will stare at you in silence to make you feel like you are a stupid for not knowing the answer and then turn around like nothing.
- Dev 5, the ghost: he will show early every day, code without mouthing a word and leave at 5pm, I think I heard him saying "hmmm" once but I might be wrong.
- Dev 6, the coder by accident: he was a graphic designer and ended up doing front end so he hated his job.
- Dev 7, me: the one who didn't care about anything but doing his job and leave.
- The project manager: she didn't knew anything about technology but will attend meetings with clients on her own, commit to deadlines and then inform us that the project that we estimated for 8 weeks will have to be done in 2 with new additions to the features.

You know the drill, here's your potato :/

The holy grail of computing is creating a viable alternative to JavaScript

Ever spend hours debugging and your coworker mutters "... It's probably XYZ" and they are right? 😵