Customer: why 1 router cost so much? I can buy 3 normal routers with that.

Me: this has security features and functions that 3 of those routers put together combined could not do. Then you will still need to buy firewall for security. Why have more devices and have more possible points of failure when u can have 1?

Customer *keeps quiet*

Me: numbers is not important. Having 5 normal parachutes during skydiving doesnt guarantee u better safety than 1 good reliable parachute.

My company earned $700 profit for that sale today. 😂

Just finished writing a script with all the classes and variables named after the characters from Sherlock Holmes. I regret nothing.

When you try install babel-node instead babel-cli and got sweet message from the developer,, 😇

I guess I'm not the only one xD !

Late night coding

Oh no. 😞

Headphones, a quiet room, a comfortable chair, something to drink (coffee, red bull, water, tea) and something that is interesting enough to totally focus on.

@dfox thanks guys

when you're looking for solutions on Google

Whelp passed my last finals and graduating today with my new job starting next month. Thanks devrant for getting me through the last semester.

git everywhere

Very !important

It's amazing to see how far we've come!!!🤓🤓🤓

Vim ftw ❤

I don't hate Steve Jobs...

Show me the code

When you forget you're using your hotspot and not the WiFi and burn through all 7GB of your mobile data...

Learn project management. It'll help you enormously in your career

A minute of silence for developer who don't have English keyboard and can't easily type ` or ~

Settings > Join the dark side.
Thank me later

Month #1 at CS University. We write C on the terminal, with nano. No vi no ide no highlighting. Neither makefile is allowed. Professors don't know what git is.

I am pissed off.

#truestory

How modern software development works

Learn git right after you learn your first programming language.

#include brain.h
/* Hello world. I am new to this community and just wanted to announce. I am here! About me? I am a student from Hannover in Germany and some dudes told me about this social app. Currently we are learning basics of C (I guess it is version 89) */

I think lot less developers would smoke if they could replaced the warnings on cigarettes with errors.

Fuck Facebook API , fuck Facebook SDK.
Basically fuck everything related to Facebook

Some thoughts about time relations in app dev:

10% - minimal ui & coding main functions
10% - testing
10% - writing web api just for fun
70% - try to "design" an ui

Am I the only one having problems with ui?? 🤔

package FirstRant

import "fml"

func main( ) {
fmt.Println("Hello, DevRant")
}