During my interview, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit.
Interviewer: Nervous?
Me : No, I just always give my 110%

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

God bless those developers who give you a dark theme for their apps

Dude was way ahead of his time!

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

Everyone's always on about Atom, VS Code or Sublime. Show some love to Brackets, people!

SQL devs are the only people in the world that actually use the caps lock key.

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

This is wrong on so many levels

As far as BSODs go, this one looks pretty cool.

When you're just coding away in some Coffee Shop and some random guy/girl asks you

"are you trying to hack the wifi" smh

Am I the only one who tries to learn several things at the same time but never finishes any of them.

I was looking for some good loading gifs, and waited more than a minute for these images to load...

There WAS a time, when I was small, I made a Minecraft server , and asked my friends to join my server at 127.0.0.1

Tips for backend developers

Chill the fuck down, AI won't take over humanity anytime soon

The force is strong in this one...

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

'Normal' people when they get a new phone:
- install whatsapp
- install Facebook (or other social media)
- install regular email app

Me:
- Root phone
- Install app ops
- Install Signal
- Install encrypted email services' app
- Install firewall
- Install devRant

Anyone else like me here?

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I know someone from Uni who used a green text on red background IDE to make sure the colourblind person sat next to him couldn't copy his code...

This is gonna be close...

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

You always amaze me Windows!

Creepy..... WTF

And that was enough encouragement

Use Vim. What could happen?...

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.