when u look it closely. lol

Taking a for-giggles training on reverse engineering... It's theory. Basic level theory. Posted 6 months ago.

"someone might want to reverse engineer Microsoft Word in order to change its code so that it could be run on a Mac."

Are we ignoring how old Word has had Mac support????

Or "To prevent circumvention, some programs require as part of the terms of use that you do not attempt to reverse engineer their code." like this will stop someone who wants to circumvent having to pay from acting illegally, because we all totally read EULAs and T&Cs...

Whyyyyyy

Found on Twitter (@svblxyz)

1825. Leaving work. Today sucks. My coworker is out and she normally does this weekly report. I need her. I don't like this.

Current view

I fucking hate paperwork. I can't switch to the network team for probably 5 more months because it got lost somewhere. I want to put my degree use!! I'm not doing a damn thing with it at the moment 😭😭😭

How do hackers practice safe sex?

Backdoors.

I PASSED MY ITIL EXAM!!! I'M NOW CERTIFIED TO DO MY JOB!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Me: "can we go to the cinema this weekend?"
gf: "uhm, maybe if blablabla..."
Me: "boolean!"
gf: "true"
...

They said, try new unit tests...

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

When I only want to code, but university LaTeX bullshit burns my time 😭 they dont even have clear rules.

Not to mention that their formatting rules make my work look like shit I would never read myself.

Just found out double-clicking rants will automatically upvote em!

Boy: I like you 😘
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I like you
Girl: I like you too 😘

😂

A professor once told me he loved being a CS professor because "you can't smoke and then code well." I laughed my butt off because a solid majority of his class smoked right before class every day.

The look on his face when I told him the truth about his students was priceless. I feel bad about shattering his world view. Kind of.