I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

“It’s okay, you can go, the pain will be over soon, thanks for everything, I love you”

I never thought saying these words to my cat would be so hard.

I’ll miss you.

When Zuckerberg says "Move fast and break things", it's "innovative" and he is an "entrepreneur", but when I "move fast and break things" it's "reckless driving" and I'm "causing car accidents"...

Agreed?

Any devs on devrant who is also a gamer?

When someone says he's going to learn a programming language and people start saying
'you should learn x instead of y'
Fuck those people.
fuck 'em

I am graduating tomorrow :)

What has happened to the world.

"Declare variables, not war"

#peace

Front foremost page of bitbucket. Wasting no time taking advantage of business opportunities.

(I don't know if this has already been shared yet)

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

During interview...

Interviewer: Do you know what is JQuery?
Applicants: Yes?
Interviewer: what is JQuery?
Applicants: am.... (in a couple of minutes thinking, the right answer that could be)
Applicants: JQuery is Java Query?

a pretty honest mistakes where the applicant do not know the answer and looks confident during interview

The easiest way to trigger any developer

Bad product, 1/10

That awkward moment when I was able to run three docker containers on a 512MB server:
1. DotNet core web service
2. MySQL
3. OpenVPN

BUT I cannot run:
1. NodeJs web service
2. MongoDB container

Spent two hours configuring the damn server to get hit by this T_T

So devRant is an app where people come to break non disclosure agreements.

Decided to learn language.
Chose language Lua.
Arrays start at 1.
FML

Found this in the underground going home from work

Me: Hey Google, open devrant
Google: Results for dev brand

Me: open devrant
Google: Results for dev hand

Me: No! open "dev" "rant"
Google: Results of some dude named Dev Randhawa

Me: Dammit open devrant
Google: Dewa rent? Electricity bill paying sites of some town called dewa.

Me: Open d.e.v.r.a.n.t
Google: Opens Google play song from Kevin Durant.

Me: gives up and listens to Kevin Durant sing some shit about LeBron James.

That feeling...