When I first found DevRant I was like😃😃

So this is my laptop ! I <3 stickers!

99 bugs in the code. 99 bugs in the coooode. Squish one out, patch it around. 128 bugs in the code.

Opening somebody else's code(11000+ lines in 2 js files) only to find a 100+ "var a" declarations and naming conventions like var chart1, var chart2. Best part? Not a single comment. Even better? The one who wrote the code doesn't remember what does what.

Client brief vs Client Budget

When the Python tutorial gets to this point and you try it out while inspired by your previous Star-Trek-themed rant (https://www.devrant.io/rants/439358)

Next time you bitch about php... Chiggity check yo self

This never gets old...

This is just wrong..

Our teacher just told us to share our code via drive or dropbox or something like that, and I was there like "hey ever heard of git?????"

Me trying to help a friend recover his Facebook account.

*after some recovery steps*

me: Okay check your Gmail app and recover from there.
friend: I don't have a Gmail app, I only have an email app.

*lmfao*

Universe is telling...

An iPad Pro is totally better than a computer.

Can I code on that piece of fuck? No? Fuck off.

How to use your old hardware

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