Oh boy look at the time. It's already screw-up o' clock.

git push --force origin master

Client: I want to go to the moon!

Me: Sure thing! I will build you a rocket.

Client: But I want you to build me a car.

Me: A car can not take you to the moon.

Client: Build me a car.

Me: OK.

LMFAOOOOOOO

you’re wrong :-D credits flavio

Aww poor virus😂😂😂

The only dates I get, are updates.

Girls are like Internet domain names,the ones I like are already taken.😕

Merry Christmas 🎄

Savage designers....

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

Programming on a Sunday 🤦‍♂ Sometimes it has to be done. Who else programs on a weekend?

A coworker of mine has made hash brownies...

10 years challenge

You know what's funny?

Being called Jason.

Developers when talking about APIs and similar stuff: "So if you connect to our API you can get XML or JSON-" <pause>
<looks at me with a smirk like "haha! JSON/JASON LOL!">
<I gently smile like saying "yes. yes. I know. Thank you">

Sigh

Exactly

Made my day 😂

Simple flowchart XD

* cries in corner *

Web developer with or without a job

Is this a recursive? 🤔

We don't use VSTS or JIRA. We have Excel Sheet on Google Drive.

!rant Realized I can embed repl.it repls into a webpage, which means that I can show off all my cool little C/ C++ programs on my portfolio website. Which of course led me to realize my portfolio site needed updating which is of course the reason I’m still up at 4:30 am.

We need a stackoverflow for girlfriends....

Life of a developer. Wake up in the middle of the night on a weekend and have the solution for the problem at work.

"use SQL to corrupt their databases" - Jason Bourne movie

Gave my last University exam today.
Finally free from academics 😃

Why Apple developer are up at night?

I'm here, wide awake at 4:30 am... Not because my brain is stuck on a problem, but because I am so happy with the code I wrote that I'm too excited to fall asleep.

So the end of my college semester is coming up...

So I met the CEO of my company today. By cutting past him in line at Starbucks.